Rude Goldberg

pop culture/ go spurs go!/ massage + pro cuddling/ short, fat, FIERCE in ATX /

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stealing this for my header pic

[arf @arf84648947]

The Irish marking Trump's visit to the golf course in Doonbeg, County Clare, in their own inimitable style.

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@MarchVeryOwn4 we are working on Ed Sheeran currently

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@micah_erfan I'm forever baffled why Obama did not do this when he had the chance

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@chelsssseeeea I think some.parents hate their kids bc none of them wear.helmets

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@sprinkles34C @normad_61520 @sugabelly @therealchilotam I think he's confused olive oil and women.

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@OnionyCabage @normad_61520 @sugabelly @therealchilotam they always put the cart before the horse, assuming a woman wants to date them let alone be near them.

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@aot_Lier @RCX_BTC @sugabelly you have no authority here 🤣
it's cute you think you do tho.

"It's a yes or yes statement"
I'm going to steal that lmao

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@sugabelly @aot_Lier keep going, this is becoming poetic

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@sugabelly 💀 omg I am crying at your responses. are you a comedian?

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@1BlaisePark @sugabelly @MisterOrimoloye males don't even exist in some species https://t.co/wSfFqKxWmy

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@1BlaisePark @sugabelly @MisterOrimoloye can you create life?

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@sugabelly reminds me of birds and spiders who dance and flaunt to court a mate. It is the natural order, the female chooses her mate.

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@mikebr33nburner @emilyagain no he's bud light

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@emilyagain flawless logic

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@pubity we love a frugal man

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@g_lockwood23 turn around and show us the back, Kimberly
😭😭😭

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@planejaneburger well good morning

[ned @learning2much]

@ThomBrady5 Deport Bo French back to France

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@ThomBrady5 isn't he in charge of the choo choos?
he's powerless?? 🤣

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@KittyMcFeisty what do you do for work? that's cool they let you post on sm while you're working

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@Dexerto these vague post y'all do crack me tf up
like why is that woman crying like that? because of the door?
😭