Elle Halpin

[Tam Louchia 🪩 @tamerawallwork_]

Both my best mates are on gorgeous little weekends away with their fellas and I’m lay on the couch, in a bad mood, picking my nose waiting for my pizza to cook

[Maya Jama @MayaJama]

Being a good person should be your biggest flex

[b.b @benoobrown]

If the U.K. had constant 23 degree weather my quality of life would improve 100%

[mike @kardashoon]

omfg she’s still not sold it

[king Solomon @Neyogems]

My 6 year old brothers teacher asked the class what’s their favorite season and he said garlic powder 😭😭😭😭

[Sam Adamson @Samadamson07]

The whole nation when they see boris at 8 speaking again 🤭

[Laura Moloney🌷 @lauramolonxy]

Im still getting santy presents and theres people my age being santy to there kids🥺🥺🥺🥺

[Elle Halpin @Ellehalpin]

Why does my mum care how many parcels a day I get, mind ya business hun x

[jess @JessBelll1]

why do u always wanna change ur life before u fall asleep then in the morning u wake up like fuck that lmao

[Elle Halpin @Ellehalpin]

@simmo9876 @SuseBrowne256

[Luis Corselli @luiscorselli]

Fully done with corona now what is actually going on? ‘thousands more cases today’ ... Who give a fuck?? Theres been 2 deaths today, 2 DEATHS!!! More people die from the flu everyday but noones arsed about that. Only reason theres a surge in cases is cos everyones getting tested

[𝙎am @Sam_Edwards81]

My memory is so shit fuck knows what I’m gonna be like when I’m 80 odd

[Elle Halpin @Ellehalpin]

😂😂😂😂

[jack rem @jackremmington]

I feel like everyone I’ve spoken to is having such a crap week this week, myself included. Mercury must be in Lucozade again I cba

[potato bun @erewhonsmoothie]

White people love “getting their steps in”

[lils @misslily_d]

stop cancelling everything and let the virus with a 98% survival rate take its course sorry not sorry

[Elle Halpin @Ellehalpin]

Wish the weather didn’t affect my mood so much 😒☔️

[starrysiren @xxvidhixx]

IDK who needs to hear this but if you travel to Asian countries do NOT RIDE THE ELELHANTS. They are kept in horrific conditions and by buying "elephant rides" you are providing those places with more money to continue capturing and domesticating elephants (which is v painful)!!

[Luis Corselli @luiscorselli]

Decided im moving to LA and becoming a real estate agent and working for Oppenheim Group 😂