Elle J Rossi

I write fiction that propels you to the dark side of life. One motto, four words: Always wonder. Always wander. #thedarkerthebetter

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I love that my daughter thinks of me when she sees grammar issues out in the world.

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Anyone else out there think that EVERYONE ELSE is losing their damn minds?

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Onward and upward. https://t.co/kUn6YTsLo3

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Knit or crochet?

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My sister breeds Australian Labradoodles and these gorgeous puppies are available! Personally, I want them all! https://t.co/ybKPshXwd5 https://t.co/UblofBOeWY

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Time is running out - don't let this AMAZING opportunity pass you by!
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One of my least favorite questions: Is Pepsi okay?
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The summer issue of InD’tale is available! https://t.co/CGuf12c4YO

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Had some fun at work the wig store today! And learned I need to stick with my dark hair. 😂😂😂

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When the computer guy who's going to magically fix your computer woes asks you if you've backed up everything and you nod your head enthusiastically and say YES! Only to remember later that you didn't back up any of... https://t.co/wiU0WYjOVj

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Ha! This is the best! Made my day. Freckle Face Productions (Brenda Miller Van Deilen) presents THE VISIT FROM HELL https://t.co/O2Gn3dcQNl

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When you fall in love with your friend because you tell her to use interregnum in a sentence and she comes up with this:

This is the fleeting interregnum between the blast-furnace heat of the day and... https://t.co/ADV7MdP10m