Elle.

☀️Creative By Day. DJ by night 🌑 // [email protected]

[Elle. @ElleMacUK]

Guys I’m about to board a flight to the Maldives to DJ over the Christmas/NY period. I’m so flipping excited 😩😍🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

[Elle. @ElleMacUK]

Men having shit pillows is all a ploy. It's so that you wake up with a stiff neck, ask him for a massage and then next thing he's eating your bum.... OPEN YOUR EYES LADIES

[unite! • commissions open!!! 🖌🍉 @sistertonin]

if you were entertained by #Congo in the #WorldCup, please consider contributing to these Congolese appeals. they need our support in and outside of being entertainment on a national stage. these are people representing a real movement.

support Congo!!! ⬇️⬇️🇨🇩

[Elle. @ElleMacUK]

My brain won’t stop reading it as Doctor Congo

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

In a new video, Jo Frost, aka Supernanny, warns that some modern parents are hindering their kids’ independence by choosing short-term convenience over teaching basic life skills.

The Instagram post featuring the video is filled with comments from teachers agreeing with her that it’s a growing concern.

@Jo_Frost

[joshua. @livingthroughJ]

i love being black and gay!!!!!

[J 🇩🇿 🇧🇷 @Jxs_b]

“Name 5 Arsenal players” is not a way to move to women. Do better.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Bus aunty inside for the Arsenal parade 🏆 😂✨

[Elle. @ElleMacUK]

Crying at people in the office in full Arsenal kits. One guy is even wearing a scarf when it’s not cold

[… @Unkle_K]

I love how much gym and fitness have caught on these days but it’s created so many dickhead personalities, some of you guys are insufferable

[ki snow ❄️ @kiaraimanii_esq]

If we start talking now, this can be us in Antigua by June

[Nkem @JoshuaElebiju]

Love love the way people on here think. It’s so incredible.

[niko 🇧🇼 @nik0_mcr]

sheer amount of landlords issuing section 21s in the last few weeks before they're abolished is disgusting. Helping a cleaner at work who's distraught, it's so opportunistic

[TeeTee @InfragilisTee]

Not what I was expecting

[Diamantè @albcanada]

ik im spoiled bc greg's inability to bite the bullet to make her happy was such a turn off 🥴

[amanda @jailedamanda]

And the other ugly truth is that if you don’t allow kids these small-yet-increasing acts of independence as they grow up, they will force the issue and do it anyway, but in ways that are actually potentially unsafe, because they don’t trust you as a lifeline if it goes poorly

[Elle. @ElleMacUK]

Bank holiday is done yet my neighbours are choosing to have a day rave today

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise"

no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words

[Elle. @ElleMacUK]

Why on earth does a visa and passport cost the same amount? And why is the process so complicated?!

[Zakia @zakiaonsol]

My friend hates sushi. So, anytime her daughter is in the mood for some spicy tuna rolls, she texts me and I take her. I have friends who've taught my kids to sew and craft because I'm awful at it. I love these relationships and think we all benefit so much from having them.