Ellen

A smart, savvy woman who could easily consider world domination for a next career move. Look sharp. Act sharp. BE sharp.

[Ellen @Ellen_Bee99]

I can’t speak for anyone else, but I’m going to need an mp3 of “Girl’s Power Jam” from last night’s @BobsBurgersFOX - like, IMMEDIATELY. https://t.co/50vwyp1Ep1

[Bob's Burgers @BobsBurgersFOX]

Have a party with your gal pals! 💁 Watch the latest episode of #BobsBurgers: https://t.co/YHGbZdch8l

[Ellen @Ellen_Bee99]

@namoagogo @tonybreed @ItllGlowOnYou Wait, I’m supposed to do stuff like this at home and not when I’m just walking down the street?

[Ellen @Ellen_Bee99]

@MDarcy27 Worse- patriots fans going to Vegas to watch there.

[Ellen @Ellen_Bee99]

OMG. I literally hate everyone sitting at my gate at Logan. I want to punch everyone in the throat.

[Ellen @Ellen_Bee99]

@KaylaYbanez @SouthwestAir Sorry to hear that, but hopefully the other flight gets you back!

[Ellen @Ellen_Bee99]

@SouthwestAir what’s going on with cancellations out of MDW? Already got a notice for Tuesday AM flight being scrubbed, any chance of these flights being reinstated if weather isn’t bad?

[Ellen @Ellen_Bee99]

@SouthwestAir I fly with y’all all the time. I get that there’s bad weather predicted for tomorrow, it’s winter in the Midwest. I’ve never had two cancellations in one day, and have certainly never had you scrub one 36 hours in advance.

[Ellen @Ellen_Bee99]

@SouthwestAir This is the second time my flights been canceled today. I understand that you have people to accommodate. I’ll choose to accommodate myself on another airline.

[Ellen @Ellen_Bee99]

@SouthwestAir Thanks for the canned response that doesn’t tell me anything. And I can’t even take another flight because everything’s sold out until Friday.

[Ellen @Ellen_Bee99]

@DanaSchwartzzz The ladies at the Terminal A Hudson News in MDW don't even bother pointing out that I've grabbed the sparkling version anymore - I'm there so often they know me... "No Combos today? Just the Cheez-Its?" 🤣

[Ellen @Ellen_Bee99]

@DanaSchwartzzz I pack snacks, but then end up buying more snacks in the airport. Don't let anyone tell you Snacker's Remorse isn't a real thing.

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

Things you never knew you wanted: classic SpongeBob scenes dramatically reenacted by Shakespearean actors

[Ellen @Ellen_Bee99]

Currently “watching”/listening to @Psych_USA as background while I’m working. The episodes playing have included mentions of Oreo Cakesters and Odwalla bars, both of which I miss since their demise.

[Ellen @Ellen_Bee99]

Is it too early to start lobbying for @feeltheheath to be cast in @JCSTheMusical ? https://t.co/gwOkC2Po2u

[Ellen @Ellen_Bee99]

@tomandlorenzo Her makeup really washed her out. Even just the addition of a stronger lip color would have made a difference.

[Ellen @Ellen_Bee99]

“Watching”/listening to Infinity War as background noise while working on stuff for a meeting tomorrow. And my god, Peter Quill/Starlord really is just THE WORST.

[Ellen @Ellen_Bee99]

@grubreport She is totally Cindy Lou Who’s mom in human form.

[Ellen @Ellen_Bee99]

@daisyface1 @mrsangrymick @PlaidGirl @mizeeyore @zeecha @msmanet @fly_befree @kbladow @bluesky107 @thechimera @sleepycris @Cinnapuff @IrishJayhawk66 @StillSusan @tinylilobserver @QueenofSix Aw, thanks! Hope you and @theangrymick have had faboo holidays!

[Ellen @Ellen_Bee99]

@grubreport She looks like a resident of Whoville?

[KQED News @KQEDnews]

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[Ellen @Ellen_Bee99]

@chasesterling I was already in a bad mood from a long day of meetings, and then the loud people were just what I did NOT need.

[Ellen @Ellen_Bee99]

Man, I am wearing headphones and I can hear EVERY SINGLE CONVERSATION IN THIS TRAIN CAR. How do these people not understand the concept of an “inside voice”?