Ellena

she/her

They said she had a photographic memory but she never developed it.

[Ellena @EllenaCullum]

@hansmollman It feels illegal that you look this good in a passport picture

[Eli Goldstone @eligoldstone]

The first guy to call himself a tree ‘surgeon’ must have been a real character

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

New sleep paralysis demon just dropped

[Ellena @EllenaCullum]

@hansmollman Love you and am extremely glad you are here you beautiful birthday babe

[Kelly Bachman @bellykachman]

Every “I will adopt your baby” girlie I have ever met has the vibes of the literal last person I would ever trust with a child

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

she's a 10 but you're the last man in the world whom she could ever be prevailed on to marry

[Ellena @EllenaCullum]

@millienwsn They should cast you in Euphoria

[the Rich @Duderichy]

“Lines of closeness over time”

[dopce @chromesandwich]

People will say "listen to your body" and then say don't drink diet coke. Pick one

[Ellena @EllenaCullum]

@hansmollman I had absolutely no clue about this but it explains a lot! Thanks! <3

[Ellena @EllenaCullum]

Is it possible to ban all articles with the following text from all my social media feeds? "Everyone is saying the same thing about *insert mindless happening*"

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Chasing Cars when Denny died in Grey’s x

[Ellena @EllenaCullum]

Channing Tatum in The Lost City is the ultimate himbo and I love it

[Ellena @EllenaCullum]

@hansmollman Affirmative