Ellen

[Ellen @EllenAdelle]

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[Ellen @EllenAdelle]

@prattprattpratt ❤️😂😘🙈😍😊

[Ellen @EllenAdelle]

Setting:
You’re at a professional theater watching a professional show. Elder lady in front of you is wearing a sweater vest in front of you. It’s inside out.
What do you do?
Tell her? Or let her continue in her ways?

[Ellen @EllenAdelle]

Hello Sadness,
I’d say I missed you, but you haven’t given me time to.
- the girl you hang around -

[Ellen @EllenAdelle]

Me: takes two to tango girlfriend.
14yo sister: not necessarily.
Me:

[Ellen @EllenAdelle]

@_sea_nna I’ll cuddle

[Ellen @EllenAdelle]

I met @VancityReynolds last night. He saved me from a megalodon.
Then I woke up.

[Ellen @EllenAdelle]

I should really start a travel blog. The stories I’d be able to tell. 🙈

[Ellen @EllenAdelle]

Rental car: definitely an upgrade. Ford Flex for the week. ✌️

[Ellen @EllenAdelle]

Alright, so, a good Uber driver can totally make the day better.

[Ellen @EllenAdelle]

Can’t tell if I’m hungry or just bored.....? 🧐🤨🤔

[Ellen @EllenAdelle]

Having depression and anxiety means that you’re constantly forcing yourself to do things that you really don’t fucking care about at all just because you know it’s supposed to be what’s best for you.

[Ellen @EllenAdelle]

Im just gonna go ahead and say it: I feel like all my friends take pictures with their other friends, but when they’re with me, they don’t take any.

[Ellen @EllenAdelle]

Being sore from a workout is simultaneously one of the best but most annoying feelings.

[Ellen @EllenAdelle]

That feeling when your ex finds your replacement.

[Ellen @EllenAdelle]

@_sea_nna You go girl!

[Ellen @EllenAdelle]

Normal person: 8+5=13

Me: 8+2 is 10, and 5-2 is 3, and 10+3 is 13, so 8+5=13.

[Ellen @EllenAdelle]

Anxiety sucks.

[Lala ❤️‍🔥🖤 @OohLalaFootball]

“You dive? What are you, a girl?”

A girl: