Ellen Shockey

50% Mess : 50% Sadness. 100% Resting Sass Voice

[Ellen Shockey @EllenDShock]

You know you love your job when you get up at 4 AM and go to work hungover on your birthday. 😅

[Ellen Shockey @EllenDShock]

@k_allie_k Not questioning his bisexuality. Just one bi making a joke about how the media always screws with bisexual characters. Not mad he’s in love w/ a girl. Disappointed it’s with a version of himself.

[Ellen Shockey @EllenDShock]

MCU: Loki's bisexual.
Bisexuals: YES! 🌈
MCU: Loki falls in love with the female version of himself.
Bisexuals:

#LokiSpoilers

[Ellen Shockey @EllenDShock]

What's it like working at Trader Joe's, you ask?
I ran around in a banana costume 2 days ago. Voluntarily.

[Ellen Shockey @EllenDShock]

I use a box cutter regularly at work and WHEN do I cut myself? After work. On cardboard. 🙄

[Ellen Shockey @EllenDShock]

Things Not To Do When On Your Period: listen to “Drivers License”

[Ellen Shockey @EllenDShock]

@JahmezLim Love that he did that, but didn't, in any way, try to help any of us students with clinical depression and anxiety. 🙄

[Ellen Shockey @EllenDShock]

@JahmezLim

[Ellen Shockey @EllenDShock]

@JahmezLim At least your hair isn't 20 inches long. 😅

[Ellen Shockey @EllenDShock]

I keep having anxiety nightmares about being white-passing. I think I’m having an identity crisis.

[Ellen Shockey @EllenDShock]

FYI for my friends who make less than 72k a year, you can do your #taxes FOR FREE through the IRS Free File program. Online.

[Ellen Shockey @EllenDShock]

@fransescadrose

[Ellen Shockey @EllenDShock]

@fransescadrose Well, fuck.

[Ellen Shockey @EllenDShock]

@fransescadrose But like, also: why does Cherry get to wear a different graduation gown? JUST because her color is red, does not mean the school will be chill with it! That's not how high school works!

[Ellen Shockey @EllenDShock]

@CraigTheBishop

[Ellen Shockey @EllenDShock]

Why am I writing Lois Lane fan fiction at midnight?????

[Ellen Shockey @EllenDShock]

@JahmezLim @fransescadrose ✋ Sir, I have all the people options and I am severely single.