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Be the person your dog thinks you are.

[Ellen G Dodson @EllenGresh]

And @JaredLeto as Tyr. And @JohnStamos as Freyr. And obviously Michael Rooker as Brok.

[Ellen G Dodson @EllenGresh]

If they ever make a #GodofWarRagnarok movie, I need @pattonoswalt to be Ratatoskr @SonySantaMonica

[Ellen G Dodson @EllenGresh]

I’m afraid that I must withdraw my application to play Cousin Itt in season 2 of #Wednesday on @netflix. Thanks to Payton at @canvasthehairsalon for not looking at me like I was a looney when I told you where to chop.

[Ellen G Dodson @EllenGresh]

Few things confuse me as much as looking up the ages of the #Bridgerton actresses.

[Ellen G Dodson @EllenGresh]

I would scroll through the entire Netflix library looking for something to watch before I would ever use the “Surprise Me” option.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

prepare for hot girl summer by getting your

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[Ellen G Dodson @EllenGresh]

@ConanOBrien

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Vote for Feeny! https://t.co/36zmE3oupA

[Ellen G Dodson @EllenGresh]

I’m want a cloche to keep my phone under so when it rings I can say, “That was a cloche call” and then maybe the laughter will mask my hatred of talking on the phone.

[Ellen G Dodson @EllenGresh]

@themichaellamb

[Ellen G Dodson @EllenGresh]

If she sleeps through the night, it’ll be a honey of a deal. @alwayssunny

[Ellen G Dodson @EllenGresh]

One day you’re young and the next you have the @AskTOH channel as a shortcut on your tv.

[Ellen G Dodson @EllenGresh]

Disney needs to start a villain-inspired shoe line and call it “Poor Unfortunate Soles”

[Ellen G Dodson @EllenGresh]

Americans will use anything but the metric system.

[Ellen G Dodson @EllenGresh]

Baby Dodson: Boy or Girl?

[Ellen G Dodson @EllenGresh]

I think I know where all the gas has gone. #wildcard @alwayssunny

[Ellen G Dodson @EllenGresh]

Celebrate #CincoDeCuatro / #MayThe4thBeWithYou in memory of Jessica Walter this year. Go buy a $10 banana

[Ellen G Dodson @EllenGresh]

Me right now: #StablerIsBack @lawandordertv