El Niño

I play a large-scale, ocean-atmospheric climate interaction caused by periodic warming in the sea surface on TV. You've probably heard of me.

[El Niño @ElleNinos]

@AubreeLane3 @KevinKileyCA Thankfully.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

You kids won’t remember this, but back in my day we had to have someone come to our house to tell us what we listened to most on Spotify.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

If you start drinking now, Thanksgiving could be a lot of fun.

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

No joke: at what point does this become criminal negligence?

[SZA @sza]

It��s raining in la .. lemme go run on the Bach 😍

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

One of the things Chappelle could have chosen to not do is everything he's doing right now.

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

She's right. It was one, never-ending crisis.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

👇👇👇👇👇👇

[El Niño @ElleNinos]

I’m trying. Really.

[SFGATE @SFGate]

“At the moment, we’re doing voluntary,” he said.

“But if we enter into another year of drought — and as you know our water season starts Oct. 1 — we will have likely more to say by the end of September as we enter potentially the third year of this current drought.”

[Ruben Michaels🎸🎶🎼🎙 @MicaelsRuben]

#TrumpWasRight maga is an oxymoron.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

We are all in this together. Don't be a #maskhole.

[Alex Padilla @AlexPadilla4CA]

Ballots for the radical right-wing recall will begin to be mailed out on Monday. Remember: vote NO on question 1, leave 2 blank, sign, date, seal & return. IT IS CRITICALLY IMPORTANT THAT WE ALL DO OUR PART TO DEFEAT THIS DANGEROUS POWER GRAB.

[El Niño @ElleNinos]

@whithonea Everyone’s a critic.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

President Biden just announced, by the end of 2022 every American adult who wants one will have access to a PlayStation 5.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I didn't want to use the word "Orwellian" in a tweet until I was confident that I could use it properly, so here goes: Orwellian would be a cool name for a horse.

[Cori Bush @CoriBush]

I don’t want to unite with those responsible for the insurrection at our nation’s Capitol. I want us to unite in holding them accountable.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

I'm a fan myself, so I knew true fans would love it, but to see them thrilled beyond belief with the exuberance of children, whooping it up, screaming in ecstasy, the tears of sheer joy...it's a rollercoaster of emotions I'll never forget. #I_LOVE_UPFs 2/2 https://t.co/NogCFE5rqL

[El Niño @ElleNinos]

Merry Christmas, L.A.! It was supposed to rain on Friday, but USPS was delayed. Still, hope it fits!

[Jane Lynch @janemarielynch]

If it walks like a bunch of fuckers and it talks like a bunch of fuckers it’s a bunch of fuckers.