Ellen Vander Heyden

Fictional Podcast Showrunner (Het Meer, Het Oord, Duke, @echtegoden) & TV writer. Psychological thriller/drama. (True) Crime.

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

Godverdomme jammer dit

[John Fio @johnfio_]

A good rule is to never take out your phone to show someone a thing you’re talking about.

No matter what it is, it will ruin the convo 100% of the time.

[ren ☆ @opossumguts]

im actually tearing up at "i choose you"

[Sparrow @sparrowincrisis]

I downloaded this app in January to spread love for sparrows and this is what the algorithm gave me instead

[Tanja Reintjes @tpreintjes]

Ik snap wel waarom zwembaden dicht gaan. In 1976 met temperaturen van 36 en 37 graden woonden we bijna in het zwembad. Maar toen had de badmeester autoriteit. Nu slaan ze hem in elkaar. Niet de warmte maar de te verwachten overlast bij een propvol zwembad zal wel de reden zijn.

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Goalkeeper reveal is one of the funniest things I’ve seen recently

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

😭😭😭

[gas station boner pill 🔞 @sapphyrnidae95]

The pope wants you 🫵🏻 to write smutty fanfic from the heart

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Dude is a fucking hero

[Richard Steenvoorden 🌱 @Reezyard]

Ik heb serieus liever zo’n hittegolf als dit dan wekenlang 5 graden en regen.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

couples outfit idea

[Beaver 🦁 @beaverd]

"you're absolutely right! I shouldn't have launched those nukes -- that's on me."

[miri @eggoslug]

I got that deer in me im going to jump in front of your car