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I physically cannot stop saying “no biggie” in work emails

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Watched Saltburn and All of Us Strangers last night. In unrelated news, I made an appointment with my therapist for the first time in a year

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@imnotmorgane WAIT

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@montekirsto Ok good I was wondering

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Nothing says the holidays like my dad locked in mortal combat with the bluetooth sound bar

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my ex mormon roommate made a chat GPT account yesterday and today announced that she has a theory AI is god

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me talking to boys in 7th grade

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@apbofficial No

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For my 25th birthday I’ve asked for a bidet and hair growth serum, thinking abt signing up for AARP while I’m at it

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How it feels to add people from high school on LinkedIn

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I’ve decided I know all I need to know about celebrities after this week. I don’t want to hear anything else, please respect my peace at this time

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Fb marketplace in Utah is different

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I want Hozier in the same way I want an Irish wolfhound

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there go my weekend plans

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CDC warns against kissing small turtles over salmonella risk https://t.co/d8SPEHVFpK

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Noah don’t do this to me I moved back in to my parents house for a week and regressed to my 16 year old self for this

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@montekirsto She’s the blueprint

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@montekirsto Glad this screenshot was put to good use

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grateful for the himbos in my yoga class

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Queen Bonnie wins soty and all the people who think Adele wrote ‘I can’t make you love me’ are mad

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@apbofficial The text about visiting bend makes more sense now