Madame Elle

Sci-fi/horror nerd. Amateur whiskey taster.
I play games, cook/bake, make art. Music is my life.
Chaotic good bi librarian goth.
Wood nymph. My poetry. 🚫 DMs!

[Madame Elle @ElleWhy1]

A pox on all of them
For binding me in these bones
Who wanted the waves to themselves
As if their dreams of treasures
And far off distant shores
Exist without my heartbeat
Pushing their little wooden dreams along
May the sirens take them to the depths
For this utter treachery. 🐚

[Madame Elle @ElleWhy1]

You can call me whatever you like that fits your narrative. America is working exactly as it wants to. If you aren't part of the 1% Party, the government isn't working for you. Even being a white, straight, conservative Christian male won't save you unless you have money here. 😂

[Madame Elle @ElleWhy1]

I was made to drown others in love and be drowned in love. 💜

[🧬Maxpein🧬 @maximumpain333]

🖤⚜️🖤

[Madame Elle @ElleWhy1]

Some US states are debating raising the minimum wage again.
Yeah, no shit. It's called keeping up with annual inflation.
Notice that the federal minimum hasn't changed since I joined the workforce two decades ago.

[Madame Elle @ElleWhy1]

I love it. But if anyone's going to wear it, they're not allowed to complain about where people are looking. 😂💜

[La Mode Unknown @LaModeUnknown]

A 'liquid corset' by Amplituda Design.🪡

[Madame Elle @ElleWhy1]

More like an omen or a portent of doom. Perhaps a harbinger at best. Being a bog witch isn't for everyone. 😂

[Madame Elle @ElleWhy1]

Huh, I never thought of it that way. For me, love is everything. Your heart must be integrated with yourself as much as your demons should be. To seek control because you lack either is very clownish in nature.

[Madame Elle @ElleWhy1]

Trust me. Being a black sheep is a blessing. I won't say it doesn't have difficult parts, but damn, I wouldn't trade it for anything. Cuz you ain't behind, darlin'. Never were. Just on a completely different track. Enjoy it. 💜

[Madame Elle @ElleWhy1]

@gregthesorcerer Sorry, but until your stats beat my Mace of Demonic Bloodlust and my Hello Kitty shield, you will just become decor on the walls of my mansion or stuffed into a safe with all the gold and jewels I stole and pickpocketed throughout my campaign.

[Madame Elle @ElleWhy1]

Man, I really want our technology that deals with radiation to really improve as quickly as possible, because I am dying to know about the oceans of Europa underneath the ice. But it never leaves Jupiter's radiation field, so cracking that nut is, uh, quite the endeavour. 🤔😍🌌

[Madame Elle @ElleWhy1]

In one life, I was the cello.
Lovingly played, touched, and rocked like a parent cradles a child.
In another life, I was the cellist,
Cradling my child and we sing together our hearts whether the world cares or not.

[Madame Elle @ElleWhy1]

In another lifetime, I'm a world-renowned cellist, known for the passion since a young age and was fortunately nurtured into it since then on. In this lifetime, I learn it just for my own fun. In either lifetime, at least it still gives me joy I wouldn't trade for anything.

[Madame Elle @ElleWhy1]

Friend: "I mean, you want to argue that the aliens didn't have either contingency in mind before attempting to conquer a planet? I mean, I don't know why I'm rooting for them, but-"

Me: "Nah, I getchu. The human race could afford to be taken down a peg or twenty."

Friend: 😂💯

[Madame Elle @ElleWhy1]

Revving your obnoxious car is to try to seem cool to other dudes, because trust me, to chicks, the louder your car, the smaller your penis.

[Madame Elle @ElleWhy1]

Goodnight, Thursday, my second favourite day of the week for now.

[Madame Elle @ElleWhy1]

So, when do you think American stores might finally start paying sales taxes instead of putting it on consumers as a predatory marketing tactic? When does America get to the point where it not only says the price is $15 on XYZ product, but it is also EXACTLY what you pay? Never.

[Madame Elle @ElleWhy1]

YES 👏🏻💜💋

[✨😈Halo😈✨ @Halo069069]

Exactly!!

[Madame Elle @ElleWhy1]

It's likely AI, but, damn do I need this dress so I can be a proper Queen of the Night goth. 😍

[Hollywood Horror Museum @horrormuseum]

What an incredible dress!

[Madame Elle @ElleWhy1]

Don't ever give me power, dear- I would hold people accountable with it. A terrible crime at best. 😂

[Madame Elle @ElleWhy1]

Well-behaved women seldom make history.