Elli

She/Her. 18+ I'm older than 25, younger than 80. I talk about kink & trans stuff.

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[Elli @Elli_Trans]

Got back from a hetero date. Had all the funs.

[Elli @Elli_Trans]

He's right, you know. I need to stop being the disgusting freak who's sitting at my window, sipping coffee and watching the creek outside, and start being the model sweetheart that he is.

[Elli @Elli_Trans]

Here is my prediction. During Trump's presidency, a country that is not allied with Russia, will appear to commit an unspeakable act against the USA, thereby "forcing" Trump to invade.

[Elli @Elli_Trans]

Going braless today, because I have no clean bras.

[Elli @Elli_Trans]

I'm having fun with this shadow of me.

[Elli @Elli_Trans]

New bottom surgery just dropped. https://t.co/hUy7O21d83

[Elli @Elli_Trans]

How penis orgasms feel, vs how vagina orgasms feel. Demonstrated with music.

[Elli @Elli_Trans]

@franklinisbored Terrible acting.

[Elli @Elli_Trans]

This 'Hungry Man' dinner is absolutely disgusting. I should have known it'd be awful, when it misgendered me.

[Elli @Elli_Trans]

"Treat me like the Dune bucket."

My girlfriend just said this to me, and I can't stop laughing.

[Elli @Elli_Trans]

@J_P1776 @NoLieWithBTC Well Trump has to be on his hands and knees, in order to be spanked with a rolled up magazine, so... Trump's.

[Elli @Elli_Trans]

Republicans to trans people: "Surgery to change your body is perverse and immoral. It's false happiness. You're just mutilating yourself."

Also republicans...

[Elli @Elli_Trans]

@CTOTHELOS77 3

[Elli @Elli_Trans]

HER: I love you unconditionally.
ME: Really? Unconditionally? Are you sure?
HER: Yup.
ME: Alright, let's test this. I've decided that I'm a nazi, now. Do you still love me?
HER: Yes, but now it's unfortunate that I do.

[Elli @Elli_Trans]

July 1st... The Supreme Court rules that a president can do anything in the line of duty, and not be charged with a crime.

July 2nd... President Biden shrugs his shoulders, says "Okay", and has Trump permanently erased.

Note: This is a silly joke, and nothing more.

[Elli @Elli_Trans]

As a trans woman, I've spent countless nights lying awake, worrying about what archaeologists will think of my dusty corpse, 600 years from now.

[Elli @Elli_Trans]

This is kind of a hurtful thing to get from @discord while I'm going through a divorce.

[Elli @Elli_Trans]

I think I might live in the bestest polycule household, ever.

[Elli @Elli_Trans]

This is a very realistic view of being queer. A hateful bigot making a lot of angry noise and smoke, in an attempt to destroy us, but it isn't long before he's gone and the rainbow is still there, with a tiny scar to remind us of what we've endured.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Are y’all okay?

[Elli @Elli_Trans]

@Czarzhan That's a lot of stress I don't need. I'd rather just block and move on.

[Elli @Elli_Trans]

I've got a couple family members that keep messaging me with new, unblocked accounts, to disown me again and tell me how sick I am for being trans. My sister does it every 6 months or so, and my father does every year or so. Just go away forever, please. They're obsessed with me.