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[E🔥 @Elliot_IRL]

Are the straights okay?

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

you must see the end of the ep of this new dating show where the guy picks which woman is already in a relationship

[E🔥 @Elliot_IRL]

They’re pro-life until you ask them to literally just wear a thin piece of breathable tissue paper over their mouths to end a global pandemic event. All those spermed eggs they’re going to force into infancy are just gonna die when they breathe their covid on them.

#TexasTaliban

[E🔥 @Elliot_IRL]

Maybe we shouldn’t be able to #recall election results when they don’t go our way? Maybe we should follow a due-process? More importantly, maybe we should stop making making folks in showbiz/radio, with zero experience in law and policy, front runners in these fucking elections?

[E🔥 @Elliot_IRL]

Can confirm. Bottom that only effs with indica.

[E🔥 @Elliot_IRL]

Okay but why am I the only fucking one wearing a mask at my psych’s office? Thank god it’s my N95. Jesus…

[E🔥 @Elliot_IRL]

@DraconianDevil8 @Jessy_Elisabete @BuzzFeedNews Lmao not the “hardcore libertarian” defending children who are literally fine being taken from their parents by force….? Maybe you’re not as “hardcore libertarian” as you think…?

[E🔥 @Elliot_IRL]

@auntgrandma_ OH MY GODDD 😅

[E🔥 @Elliot_IRL]

@auntgrandma_ Happy (belated) birthday!!!! xx

[E🔥 @Elliot_IRL]

I work for a state funded mental health facility. We got slammed by our accrediting body for not being a state of the art facility, essentially, as if the state invests any money in mental health. I’m sad.

[E🔥 @Elliot_IRL]

@auntgrandma_ Lmao stop that! Older siblings, at best!

[E🔥 @Elliot_IRL]

I think it’s trauma from an old supervisor I had maybe.

[E🔥 @Elliot_IRL]

Why do I have so much trouble when I talk to my boss? Does anyone else not know how to just be normal around theirs? Like, we always default to air-fryer talk when we have to force conversation, and it’s usually because I’m like frozen in fear. This is just so cringe.

[E🔥 @Elliot_IRL]

@CrynJohannsen *sigh* good ol’ capitalism… production first, self second.

[E🔥 @Elliot_IRL]

@CrynJohannsen Even teleworking. People seem to think telework = less work, but I’ve never been more busy/burnt-out in my life.

[E🔥 @Elliot_IRL]

@haywoodiee THISSSS!

[Jesus robert @jesusvr_]

Ew my drunk ass told a random girl “I LOVE YOUR MICHAEL MYERS TATTOO” she was like that’s a portrait of my dad ..... LMFAOOOOOOOO sorry yt

[E🔥 @Elliot_IRL]

@megumixtadokoro Mine is full-fledged lying to people when they say, “Let’s hang out sometime!” and I say, “Absolutely!”

I know myself well enough to know that I’m a hermit that will fucking back out everytime lmaooo.

[E🔥 @Elliot_IRL]

@JacquiePresley Stunning!!! x