Elliot Corrigan

Sometimes you just have to make a new twitter after you deleted it your freshman year of college because it wasn't cool anymore for like 6 months

[Elliot Corrigan @ElliotCorrigan1]

#XboxWonkaSweepstakes! 😍

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Now that looks delicious 🤤

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For all my Ohio followers:

Non-Market District Giant Eagles smell like a hospital

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Gristedes smells like a hospital

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Gristedes smells like a hospital

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Walking around a city while rolling around your carry-on will straight up have you feeling a second class citizen

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@LeatherJoseph @NASCAR What ever happened to love thy neighbor pal?

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Thinking about the subs that Shaggy and Scooby Doo made

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Sephora should have a ball pit for the guys

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Down so bad I just typed “chicken” into doordash

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Idk why people are paying tons of money to see a Taylor Swift concert when I’ve gotten to see it like 47 times for free on my Instagram story.

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Why does the 🤝 emoji feel Republican

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Reality TV show but you just have to see who can make the longest early Zoom meeting with 2 other colleagues you don’t really know small talk

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Not gonna let you guys forget for a period of three months in 2012 you became die hard activists against a Ugandan Warlord

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Swiffers are objectively terrible at what they do, they just have good marketing. WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

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@AlanThicc

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We need to bring back ringback tones NOW

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If you wear Supreme I just assume you got all C minuses in high school

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@theOLItrolley See, just total babble

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I’ve never walked away from a conversation with someone who tells me they’re a “project manager” with a better understanding of what a project manager is than I had prior

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The richer someone is the harder it is to figure out how to turn on their living room TV

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Playing Yahtzee on the dinner table at 11 Madison Park