Elliot Green

Marketing Graduate | Facilities Manager | Basketball Enthusiast and Professional Shit Stirrer.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

There were over 10 million koalas before British settlers arrived in Australia; now, there are around 43,000 in the wild.

[The Age @theage]

'She's going double the speed she used to': Tortoise gets a new set of wheels http://t.co/8DADBEwJyX

[Dane Swan @swandane]

Lest we forget

[Elliot Green @ElliotDarce]

96,789 #MCGCrowd

[Elliot Green @ElliotDarce]

Finally... 🏁
It's a behind the scenes selfie lesson, of how to take a selfie, made up of 100 other… https://t.co/gewY5DaPzu

[Elliot Green @ElliotDarce]

@FraserMGreen and she loved it slash perved on @TheRock and how insanely big he is !! #Legend

[Elliot Green @ElliotDarce]

Hey @AFLFootyShow can you tell #TheWolf to get his hairy mug out of the shot when Purple is trying to drop big news stories! #footyisback

[The Age @theage]

Rupert Murdoch sells Beverley Hills mansion for $38.5m - to son James http://t.co/ornkLHAKBw

[Elliot Green @ElliotDarce]

Lady GaGa actually looks and sounds completely normal... Looks amazing too! #Osars2015

[Elliot Green @ElliotDarce]

@raaachelanne you loved him in his granny panties, don't give me that !
#tightywhities

[Elliot Green @ElliotDarce]

@raaachelanne no matter who they got this year, it was always going to be tough to beat @TheEllenShow from last year !

[Elliot Green @ElliotDarce]

@raaachelanne @TheEllenShow come on, his dry, sarcastic humour is on song 👌

[Elliot Green @ElliotDarce]

@TomCBallard you were great last night at #adelaidefringe Was in tears of laughter, oh & defs keep the @DHughesy jokes in ✔ #poorhughesy

[Elliot Green @ElliotDarce]

Absolute ripper Chemical Brothers flashback on Triple J right now. Big kudos !! @triplej @mattandalex

[Elliot Green @ElliotDarce]

@mattandalex @triplej is this Matt's Van for Soundwave shuttle runs?

[Elliot Green @ElliotDarce]

@AOrhideja Hey again Jelena, have sent you an email. Happy to book through the agency as we have used them before. Thanks, Elliot :)

[Elliot Green @ElliotDarce]

@AOrhideja hey Jelena, yeah that's me. I sent you an email reply last night :)
Definitely keen to go ahead and book.

[Elliot Green @ElliotDarce]

Absolutely speechless.
RIP Phil Hughes #RIPPhillipHughes

[Elliot Green @ElliotDarce]

No one should feel 'sorry' for Kobe... He signed a 2 year, close to $50mil deal. Of course he is only looking after himself!? #TheStarters

[Elliot Green @ElliotDarce]

@mmmhotbreakfast Kick2kick on the G is back! It's simple, put a 'Enter at your own risk' sign on the bigscreen so no1 can sue #wearenotUSA