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i know god peed on this

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@melchizedek578 actually yes

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@decadenttonka failed

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ain’t shit to do on youtube

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#NewProfilePic

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do you think the guy who played leland in twin peaks knew how much singing he was gonna have to do in season 2

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trapped in the instagram k hole once again

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@melchizedek578 i’m trapped in the coochie and i need someone to bail out

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18 year old watching twin peaks for the first time

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drinking black coffee because I want attention

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it smells like cum outside this waffle house

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@decadenttonka fake checks yeah bitch i’m cashin em

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@decadenttonka i aspire to be you

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drinking black coffee because I want attention

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pluto is the only streaming service I’ve ever used where rewinding after the ads have completed will just make them play again and you can’t skip it

[EsDeeKid @esdeekidd]

ay no ins n outs

come out ye shit is gone

[limib @frivolouschipz]

OG Skanksters in this mf

[Master of the Flying Jetski @jetskitosway2]

Iiiiii could not get through Septembeerrrrrr without a battle

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@frivolouschipz dude i was singing this like an hour ago

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why can’t i make eggs that are fluffy and beautiful

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new hesse kassel 👊

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I’ve been making this joke since I was like 12

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drinks like pee and smells even worse