Ellis

You guys ever seen somethin' like this? MAN, CEDA did uh piss-poor job uh savin' us, let me tell yuh. Th' name's Ellis, an' Ah'm jus' tryin' t' survive. #l4d2

[Ellis @Ellis4Dead2]

Anybody seen my buddy Keith?

[Ellis @Ellis4Dead2]

Finally managed to get back into this account and it's over for you hoes

[Ellis @Ellis4Dead2]

All mah favorite zombie-killin' methods involve fire. An' i's too hot for fire. Y' see mah predicament.

[Ellis @Ellis4Dead2]

God DAYUM i's hot out. Wish th' zombies would melt.

[Ellis @Ellis4Dead2]

Ah hate th' cold, but at leas' i' slows down th' zombies.

[Ellis @Ellis4Dead2]

@nick_left4dead2 @francisl4d2 'Ey, Nick! Ah though' you decided t' take on th' 'pocalypse alone.

[Ellis @Ellis4Dead2]

@francisl4d2 Hah, Zoey... she was real pretty, bu' we never dated none. Ah ain' seen her since we lowered tha' bridge.

[Ellis @Ellis4Dead2]

@francisl4d2 Ain' no others, i's jus' me. Ah was with Nick for uh long time bu' we got separated. Wha' abou' you? With anybody?

[Ellis @Ellis4Dead2]

@francisl4d2 Still pretty bad ass! Nick's th' same way, won't let the 'pocalypse affect 'is style none.

[Ellis @Ellis4Dead2]

@TeenageTerror_ Ah ever tell y' bout th' time Keith made M80 pumpkins? Coinciden'ally, also th' story uh how uh pumpkin totaled 'is car.

[Ellis @Ellis4Dead2]

@francisl4d2 @TeenageTerror_ Hey Francis! Y' still got th' vest an' everythin'! How ya been, man?

[Ellis @Ellis4Dead2]

Oh man, there's still pumpkins growin' here! Shit, Ah should carve one. Machete migh' be uh bit much, but hell, why not?

[Ellis @Ellis4Dead2]

Damn zombies keep separatin' me an' Nick. An' Rochelle. An' Coach. An'... shit, everybody!

[Ellis @Ellis4Dead2]

Well... a' leas' Ah don' have t' share food no more. Tha's uh plus, right? ... Aw hell, no it ain'...

[Ellis @Ellis4Dead2]

Aw shit, somebody help me up!

[Ellis @Ellis4Dead2]

Ah'm gettin' good with this longbow. Feel like tha' elf guy from th' movies.

[Ellis @Ellis4Dead2]

(If anyone wants to harass my redneck, feel free. No ships though, sorry. I ain't about dat life #justheretokillallsonsabitches #l4d2 #rp

[Ellis @Ellis4Dead2]

Man, Ah'm gonna beat these zombies til Ah lose mah watch.

[Ellis @Ellis4Dead2]

@GoingToFindYou Away from here, a' leas'. Scavenged everythin' for uh couple miles. Thinkin' bout headin' north for th' winter.

[Ellis @Ellis4Dead2]

@GoingToFindYou Calm down, jus' calm down. Hit 'em in th' brain, an' you'll be fine.