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Titus

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

The last bastions of woke stand strong 🫡🫡🫡🫡

[Daniel Sugarman @Daniel_Sugarman]

“Do you, Peter Phillips, take NHS Nurse to be your lawfully wedded wife?”

[Ryder Kessler @ryderkessler]

I am once again reposting E.B. White

[Casa de S.M. el Rey @CasaReal]

Así ha sido el recibimiento de los Reyes al Papa León XIV en el Pabellón de Estado del Aeropuerto Adolfo Suárez Madrid-Barajas.

Su Santidad estará en España del 6 al 12 de junio y visitará Madrid, Barcelona y Tenerife.

➡️https://t.co/6k3JzwbwyF

[angel ♡ @harumichiis]

notice how leftists hate both malala yousafzai and marjane satrapi. it's almost like they hate brown women who stand up for women's rights because their loyalty lies with reactionary men as long as they're seen as anti-west

[Corey Clayton @CoreyClayton]

Gotta love when a @Newsweek hack rushes to get a “Caitlin Clark trade to Sparks rumor” piece out for engagement farming, and forgets to delete their AI chat prompts from the piece.

#NowYouKnow @IndianaFever #WNBA

[Paul Graham @paulg]

This is an actual page on the White House web site. It reads like something written about a third world dictator. So embarrassing. I have not seen any branch of the federal government sink this low in my lifetime.

[Visa is doing marketing consults (see pinned!) @visakanv]

it must be a particularly profound pleasure to personally and publicly present the pontiff with the paltry proceeds of the papal Paypal

[rrat @Autism_Squeaks]

this is more or less how ancient greek philosophy worked

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

This one's going deep in the Bad Tweets contest, I can feel it. Just exquisite.

[Panican Skywalker @ThomasJCarcetti]

Lol

[manny @mannyfidel]

lmao

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

might be my greatest tweet ever

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

Physician: Your body has just enough potassium.

Me: K

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

welp

[Tomos Doran 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🇮🇱 🇵🇸 @portraitinflesh]

A seriously high quality Jewish joke I just came across.

[Sound Dobad @SoundDobad]

As requested by Hunter, I have made the appropriate edits.

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me.

All three said no.