Elmer Mclennan

Feminist. Editor. Active bubble chaser. Lover of human type people.

[Elmer Mclennan @Elmerphante]

Whoever decided to cut dog of the week from the @Axios Vitals newsletter needs a stern talking to @caitlinnowens you have some explaining to do!

[Elmer Mclennan @Elmerphante]

I am typically not a conspiracy theorist... but the trees are out to get me #hayfever #pollen

[Elmer Mclennan @Elmerphante]

@KatieSmithWong Omg I’m so jealous of you right now!!!!

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Here’s the Chest X-Ray of a young girl suffering from a condition that is now the #1 cause of death in children and adolescents in the U.S.

What’s the diagnosis?

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

My wife is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes, so I asked her, "How can I stop my addiction?"

“Whatever means necessary,” she replied.

“No it doesn’t,” I said.

[Helli | It's Mauling time @hellikait]

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Yaddle you were a real one, and the best part about you is that you just eternalized the fact that Yoda is simply a fucking weirdo that speaks backwards

[Elmer Mclennan @Elmerphante]

And we are here in Nice with @pharmaphorum for #pharma2022 with @Reuters looking forward to seeing what’s coming up this year!!

[Elmer Mclennan @Elmerphante]

If reincarnation is real - I would like to come back as anything that irritates grass pollen as much as it is currently irritating my eyeballs #hayfeverproblems #heatwave

[Elmer Mclennan @Elmerphante]

@MiaHoltWriter And yet you can't stand a single noise from anyone else in the room! That audacity of your sleeping self 😂

[Oracle Red Bull Racing @redbullracing]

Danke, Seb 👏 Cheers for the great times and the four World Championships 🏆🏆🏆🏆

[Vote Save America @votesaveamerica]

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[Elmer Mclennan @Elmerphante]

@linzasaur She was purrfect

[Elmer Mclennan @Elmerphante]

The only kind of news I care about outside of my work life

[MyLondon @myldn]

https://t.co/9qXjY3SwAP

[Elmer Mclennan @Elmerphante]

@AkiSchilz The acting is superb and it just seems to get better and better

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

It's 24 years since my all-time favourite press apology/correction. If any of you can beat it, I'm all ears.