elmes

smell my cheese you mother

[G.T @gingerrtom]

Just hand a knock on the door and was handed this.

Cheers sir! 🍻🍻

[Alrightfans MBE @alrightfans]

Your Birds a Geordie MC

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

‘Money Saving Expert’ Martin Lewis says if you need some money, just go on a game show.

“‘Catchphrase’ and ‘Alan Carr’s Picture Slam’ seems to be the easiest,” he advised

[Boris @MrBoris2244]

Andrew and Tristan Tate whenever it's time to get arrested

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Ann Widecombe argues the fiery depths of hell are nothing compared to the summer of 1976.

“People just got on with it back then” she told the Jeremy Vine show via Ouija board.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

She thinks the government should get rid of Muslims, and she'll kick off if they stop her benefits.

[Steven Bonaventure x @absolutegazelle]

Ann Widdecombe on a ghost train to the afterlife

[elmes @Elmez1985]

@PolitlcsUK He needs to remove the bin mask to reveal a slightly smaller bin mask

[Redfoxi 💙 @Redfoxi]

Christ how powerful is Camilla’s fan ! #wimbledon #Fery

[Casey Evans @Casey_Evans_]

‘What a win for England’

Jordan Henderson (unused substitute):

[elmes @Elmez1985]

Congratulations @Sjopinion10 #equador

[fei @karmicdebt]

#PourCoffeeOnYourGrandmaChallenge

[elmes @Elmez1985]

@darren_cullen Whose the wet wipe now?

[elmes @Elmez1985]

@LucyTCWife Is it a picture book?

[Rob B @RobBfromDerby]

Reform voters take to the streets demanding an election following Starmer’s resignation:

[elmes @Elmez1985]

@KTHopkins Does she shag some bloke who isn't her husband in a field in this performance?

[Ricy Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Imagine you try to return ET home and find our he’s like his species most notorious pedophile

[elmes @Elmez1985]

@antmiddleton @UKLabour *sent from Dubai

[elmes @Elmez1985]

@elonmusk It's because you do nazi things you weird fuck

[Razem Zduńska Wola#Razem2027 @RazemJmperium]

his children's love