Maria V

Living the mom life as nerdy as possible.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Australian reporter gets scared by giant Rooster

[Maria V @ElnorasMom]

Animal Crossing is a weird game. You catch a goddamn whale shark with a fishing pole, and then go ahead and put it in your pocket. #AnimalCrossing #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons

[Maria V @ElnorasMom]

Big thank you to @NintendoAmerica for the free repairs on our #NintendoSwitch controllers. You repaired/replaced the defective controller AND the one 11 accidentally dropped. I don't know if you knew we dropped it and did it anyway, but my 8 and 11 are so happy they're both back.

[Maria V @ElnorasMom]

@UnfilteredMama @Leon_Cooper That is how I answer the phone.

[K Squared @thatdentaldude]

The person who coined the phrase, “silly goose” has clearly never met a goose.

[Maria V @ElnorasMom]

@MichaelVogel1 "Right here, from my butt!"

[Maria V @ElnorasMom]

@LMemeit @MichaelVogel1 "Did you die?"

[Maria V @ElnorasMom]

@bearsieidaho @the10001stLake 👀

[Maria V @ElnorasMom]

@RodLacroix *cough* @MichaelVogel1 *cough*

[Maria V @ElnorasMom]

@itsmebeegee07 In our house it's "husband goes rogue and just buys whatever pops into his head."

[Dr Pessimus Prime, rat edition 🐀 @BigJDubz]

Icelandic dogs be like bjark

[Maria V @ElnorasMom]

@JurassicWorld

[Maria V @ElnorasMom]

@ButlerBlue3 @RochelleRitchie @RochelleRitchie I feel you, I wept through the whole episode. 😭🐶💙

[Maria V @ElnorasMom]

@braceforwhiskey I started playing animal crossing and wow that game is addicting!

[Maria V @ElnorasMom]

OMG

[Maria V @ElnorasMom]

@braceforwhiskey Same here!

[Maria V @ElnorasMom]

@MichaelVogel1 A penguin with a stab wound? 🐧⚔️

[Maria V @ElnorasMom]

Omg this is genius!

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

quack dealers

[Maria V @ElnorasMom]

@MichaelVogel1 @RiotGrlErin 😂