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I preferred the Zapruder Book, myself.

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@jikemones719 @magawavecap @TheRyenRussillo @DraftKings Fine, you win. I suppose if he'd started out at an early age, worked hard, and gave soccer his full and undivided attention, Lebron might have turned out to be as good as...Dan Burn.

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@hugoknowsbaII This is the gayest thing I've ever seen.

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@RednWhitePilled @icebagz_ Pretty sure that's China bro

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@mcfc_NIW Haaland isn't, has never been, and likely never will be as good of a finisher as Kane lol.

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@magawavecap @JackFiscarelli @TheRyenRussillo @DraftKings Yeah great point, naming 10 players no one's ever fucking heard of.

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@magawavecap @TheRyenRussillo @DraftKings Not to mention that all your coordination and fine motor skills would have to be concentrated in the feet, unlike in basketball where it's mainly in the hands. And the taller you are, the more awkward and untechnical you look on the ball.

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@magawavecap @TheRyenRussillo @DraftKings They'd be so bad at soccer it would be hilarious lol. Just admit you know nothing about the sport if you really think that. Unlike in basketball, being over 6'5 and being bulky are HUGE DISADVANTAGES. There's a very good chance they wouldn't be able to complete half a game.

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@magawavecap @TheRyenRussillo @DraftKings The amount of NBA players who could make for elite soccer players MIGHT not be zero, but it's a number that's way closer to it that you think. Some <=6'2 NFL players miiiight do ok, but raw athleticism doesn't guarantee success. And don't get me started on baseball players lol.

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@Steve_Sailer He's the GOAT and he's the only one who could pull that off without getting subbed off the team...but...it's also the reason he can't play for a top european club anymore. You basically need every player to press if you want to win nowadays.

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@thatVEXEDguy @franklinleonard This is a casual take. He's not the kind of striker from whom you'd expect an "all around effect". His toolkit is actually pretty limited beyond his physicality/movement. If he's not scoring he's not offering much else on the pitch, and even then, he's not the best finisher itw.

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@RoyalFineArt @PrimeMaestro @vanboy59 @TouchlineX None of that helps your case. So he had to play on the same kind of pitches I played on back when I was a kid? Big deal. I, too, could score 9 goals a game against my neighbors in those conditions, not sure how that makes it more impressive.

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@RoyalFineArt @PrimeMaestro @vanboy59 @TouchlineX None of his goals were against modern professional footballers either though.

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@nivholls If you can't basically eat whatever the fuck you want by your 4th year are you even working out at all?

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@gorchbey2 @CaudilloXIV That would be called a Russian.

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@schizocatlover @JackSam30767610 @UBERSOY1 @CaudilloXIV What are you talking about lol. The odds that she's anything other than russian/broadly european are basically <5% based on looks alone. It's like looking at Valentina Shevchenko and thinking she's a "native" Kyrgystani.

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@AFP There's something else you could "ban" that would likely cut the number of accidents in half.

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@TheFootyFeed Maybe they should sponsor a math and statistics class for her.

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@bolsh3vik I mean yeah sure he's probably an autistic retard but you're literally a commie faggot. Just look at you. I don't know how many times you and your comrades need to hear this, but you're not equipped for the world you're trying to usher in. Like, AT ALL.

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@_x1a7qp @Sxne19iv2 Maybe you're not a history buff, but he's saying they're entering their very own "post-opium war China" era. https://t.co/wjggF30bhW