Pizza Chef 🍕

Restauranteur, horse girl, depressed. Here to fight fascists 🔫 and lament the downward spiral of Twitter. She/they

[Pizza Chef 🍕 @EloraEdwards]

Every once in a while, without any provocation, I think about The Langoliers.

[Pizza Chef 🍕 @EloraEdwards]

4 games that defined your childhood …

[Pizza Chef 🍕 @EloraEdwards]

@AriDrennen I wrote a Reddit post about my FFS experience because it was so bad. It wasn’t just that I was unhappy with the results.

https://t.co/U0yipqN7mk

[Pizza Chef 🍕 @EloraEdwards]

@AriDrennen I am extremely jealous. I had such a horrible FFS experience. I just wanted to be less self-conscious and it’s had an extremely opposite effect on my life.

[Pizza Chef 🍕 @EloraEdwards]

Obviously.

[Pizza Chef 🍕 @EloraEdwards]

6 months to 57 months of estrogen.

[charlotte mulvey (ciemme) @whatscharlotte]

6 months to 38 months of estrogen

[Pizza Chef 🍕 @EloraEdwards]

@HerbertHistory

[Terry Matalas @TerryMatalas]

Here it is. My semi-annual tweet to remind you all that this movie is damn near perfect.

[Pizza Chef 🍕 @EloraEdwards]

@PicatinnyRailed Our group split from them for their reactionary and pro-police stance, their leadership doesn't have the kind of ideology I can abide. It's unfortunate that the are *the* queer gun group.

[Pizza Chef 🍕 @EloraEdwards]

@ErinInTheMorn What's funniest is this was literally a puff piece that we did for a couple hours in the backwoods with that reporter. It's honestly amazing how scary they think we are.

[Pizza Chef 🍕 @EloraEdwards]

@Esqueer_ Guns for me but not for thee. Arm a trans woman and it's incitement. Let's get some love for Rainbow Reload, a queer focused gun club, and DM me if you're in New England and would like some practice!

[Pizza Chef 🍕 @EloraEdwards]

If you want to complain about them making more money than you, then go get a serving job and see how horrible most people degrade servers for those tips. If you’re going to go on about hourly wages, servers make money during the rush, but the wage decreases over the shift.

[Pizza Chef 🍕 @EloraEdwards]

Tip 20% unless your service was horrible. Restaurants have tried moving tips into the price and paying the hourly rate that servers normally make and it has failed in every circumstance because tip culture is ingrained. If you can afford a $700 dinner, you can afford a $140 tip.

[🥀_ Imposter_🥀 @Imposter_Edits]

This a good video speaking about the reality of the quickly growing homeless crisis in this country.

[Pizza Chef 🍕 @EloraEdwards]

It’s on birthdays that I regret coming out most of all. I’d still have friends had I not come out, though I’d likely still have a drinking problem too. I came out older, on birthdays I realize I’m getting even older and regret that I never got to have my youth as myself.

[Pizza Chef 🍕 @EloraEdwards]

Today is my birthday, and each year they’re more quiet than the last. When I turned thirty, I was surrounded by friend and family, excited for my new business. Since then, since coming out as trans, I’ve lost almost all of them, and now they’re all spent at home with Claire.

[Pizza Chef 🍕 @EloraEdwards]

The friends I had before I came out all slowly disappeared, our lives had become so very different with different priorities. I spend my days planning for when being me is going to be made illegal, while the few remaining friends I have from before buy houses and have kids.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Everyone in America should see this video and be very concerned about all of it