El Pasa

Full-time meme hustler 🌵 Part-time cactus influencer 💎 Sheriff of diamond hands

[El Pasa @ELPasaCrypto]

I’m back

After surviving the wild desert of meme trading 🌵, I return stronger, wiser, and with way too many stories of “almost made it.”

I’ve gained scars, XP, and a sixth sense for spotting coins that are 99% rug… and 1% moon🚀

Now it’s time to share the holy meme knowledge with you degens or just regular folks who somehow ended up here

Follow me, and together we’ll ride this cactus all the way TO THE MOON

[El Pasa @ELPasaCrypto]

@QmoCrypto A costly conflict without a clear resolution raises tough questions.

[Qmo @QmoCrypto]

🇺🇸🇮🇷 TODAY MARKS 100 DAYS SINCE THE U.S. STARTED THE WAR WITH IRAN.

THE U.S. HAS SPENT SO FAR: $105,600,000,000.00

WHILE YOU READ THIS POST - THE U.S. SPENT ANOTHER $350,000.

NO DEAL SIGNED. HORMUZ STILL CONTESTED. MISSILES STILL FLYING.

WAS IT WORTH IT?

[El Pasa @ELPasaCrypto]

@QmoCrypto The market is clearly waiting for this announcement.

[Qmo @QmoCrypto]

🚨 BREAKING

🇺🇸 TRUMP TO MAKE A "HUGE" ANNOUNCEMENT AFTER A POLICY MEETING AT 5:30 PM ET TODAY.

INSIDERS EXPECT HIM TO DEMAND AN IMMEDIATE CEASEFIRE AFTER ISRAEL AND IRAN EXCHANGED MISSILE STRIKES.

👀 ALL EYES ON THE PRESIDENT TODAY.

[El Pasa @ELPasaCrypto]

@QmoCrypto Smart money seems unusually cautious right now.

[Qmo @QmoCrypto]

🚨 BREAKING

INSIDERS ARE DUMPING RISK ASSETS RIGHT NOW - AHEAD OF TOMORROW'S U.S. MARKET OPEN.

0 BUYS. 2,513 SELLS. $16.95 BILLION IN VOLUME.

ONE OF THE MOST AGGRESSIVE INSIDER SELL-OFFS RECORDED IN A SINGLE SESSION.

INSIDERS DON'T EXIT THIS FAST WITHOUT A REASON - AND THE REASON IS COMING...

[El Pasa @ELPasaCrypto]

@QmoCrypto Someone is making a very big bet here!

[Qmo @QmoCrypto]

🚨 BREAKING

A SUSPICIOUS WALLET JUST OPENED A $30,356,000.00 LONG ON BITCOIN.

THIS IS THE SAME WALLET THAT CALLED EVERY MAJOR BTC PUMP OF 2026.

WENT ALL IN WITHOUT BLINKING.

THIS WALLET IS NEVER ON THE WRONG SIDE!👀

[El Pasa @ELPasaCrypto]

@QmoCrypto If true, this could be one of the biggest tech announcements of the year!

[Qmo @QmoCrypto]

🚨 BREAKING

NVIDIA CEO JENSEN HUANG JUST TEASED A "HUGE" ANNOUNCEMENT FOR TOMORROW.

JENSEN DOESN'T USE THAT WORD LIGHTLY. EVER.

INSIDERS ARE BETTING ON A SPACEX PARTNERSHIP - RIGHT BEFORE THE BIGGEST IPO OF THE DECADE.

NVIDIA + SPACEX = THE AI AND SPACE RACE COLLIDE IN ONE DEAL.

THE BIGGEST AI DEAL OF 2026 IS LOADING...

[El Pasa @ELPasaCrypto]

@QmoCrypto Markets hate uncertainty, and this adds even more of it.

[Qmo @QmoCrypto]

🚨 BREAKING

🇮🇷🇵🇰 IRAN'S FOREIGN MINISTER JUST MET WITH PAKISTAN'S ENVOY IN TEHRAN - PEACE TALKS WITH THE U.S. ARE BACK ON.

PAKISTAN IS THE ONLY COUNTRY IRAN TRUSTS AS A MEDIATOR.

THIS EXACT MEETING HAPPENED BEFORE - AND EVERY TIME IT DID, MARKETS EXPLODED.

THE MARKET DOESN'T KNOW WHICH WAY THIS GOES - HIGH VOLATILITY IS COMING...

[Qmo @QmoCrypto]

🚨 BREAKING

🇺🇸 THE U.S. DOLLAR JUST HIT A 2-MONTH HIGH - AND IT'S NOT STOPPING.

WHY THE DOLLAR IS RIPPING:

MAY JOBS REPORT BEAT EXPECTATIONS - ECONOMY STRONGER THAN EXPECTED.
IRAN CEASEFIRE STILL UNSIGNED - SAFE-HAVEN DEMAND EXPLODING.
CPI AT 3.8% - FED RATE HIKE BY OCTOBER NOW PRICED IN.
EVERY OTHER CURRENCY IS BLEEDING.

WHAT IT MEANS RIGHT NOW:

BTC DUMPS WHEN DXY RIPS - HISTORICALLY EVERY TIME.
GOLD UNDER PRESSURE.
EMERGING MARKETS GETTING CRUSHED.
DOLLAR IS THE ONLY SAFE ASSET IN THE ROOM.

THE FORECAST:

IRAN DEAL SIGNED - DXY PULLS BACK, CRYPTO AND GOLD PUMP.
FED HIKES IN OCTOBER - DXY SURGES TO 105+.
CEASEFIRE COLLAPSES - DOLLAR GOES EVEN HIGHER.

ONE CURRENCY IS WINNING. EVERYTHING ELSE IS PAYING THE PRICE!

[El Pasa @ELPasaCrypto]

@QmoCrypto A strong dollar tends to create pressure across multiple markets👀

[El Pasa @ELPasaCrypto]

@QmoCrypto China's problems rarely stay contained within China.

[Qmo @QmoCrypto]

🚨 BREAKING

🇨🇳 CHINA JUST INJECTED ¥215,000,000,000 INTO THE MARKET!

EMERGENCY INJECTIONS THIS LARGE ONLY HAPPEN WHEN THE ECONOMY IS ON THE EDGE OF COLLAPSE.

BEIJING IS PRINTING MONEY NONSTOP - AND IT'S STILL NOT ENOUGH.

SOMETHING EXTREMELY BAD IS HAPPENING IN CHINA - THE SECOND LARGEST ECONOMY ON EARTH IS HURTING, AND MARKETS EVERYWHERE WILL FEEL IT👀

[El Pasa @ELPasaCrypto]

@QmoCrypto Glad I sold all my ETH at $2,000

[Qmo @QmoCrypto]

🚨 BREAKING

ETHEREUM CO-FOUNDER JUST DUMPED $170,000,000 IN ETH - IN A FEW HOURS!

110,000 ETH. GONE.

THE LAST TIME HE SOLD THIS MUCH ETH - THE MARKET CRASHED A WEEK LATER.

THAT WAS 3 YEARS AGO. HE'S DOING IT AGAIN.

WHEN THE PERSON WHO BUILT ETHEREUM DOESN'T WANT TO HOLD IT - NEITHER SHOULD YOU?!

[El Pasa @ELPasaCrypto]

@QmoCrypto The yen story is becoming harder to ignore.

[Qmo @QmoCrypto]

🚨 BREAKING

🇯🇵 JAPAN JUST SPENT A RECORD $74 BILLION IN A SINGLE INTERVENTION TO SAVE THE YEN.

THIS IS THEIR SECOND ATTEMPT. THE FIRST $63 BILLION FAILED.

$137 BILLION BURNED IN TOTAL - AND THE YEN IS STILL COLLAPSING.

THE WORLD'S 3RD LARGEST ECONOMY CAN'T CONTROL ITS OWN CURRENCY.

A COLLAPSING YEN + AN OIL CRISIS = THE WORST ECONOMIC COMBO JAPAN HAS SEEN IN DECADES - AND IT COULD TAKE THE REST OF THE WORLD DOWN WITH IT.

EXTREMELY BAD FOR EVERY MARKET ON EARTH!!!