Pay me $20 and I’ll write the most fucked up, savage roast of your friend you’ve ever seen. I don’t care if it’s a bachelor party, fantasy fb or just cuz you hate him. I will cook his entire existence. DM me the cash appor zelle and a description of your boy. No refunds if cries
“Already made three grown men cry with these roasts this month. Your boy is next. $20 and I’ll verbally skullfuck him so hard he’ll need therapy. Send the money and his details.”
🚨 NFL Thanksgiving Jersey Giveaway 🚨
I’m selecting a random account to gift an NFL Jersey of their choice on Friday!
In order to enter:
1. Follow @realdanmitchell
2. Like, Repost, and comment your favorite team
Thankful for all of you!