Simon Elsmore

I Work for JWC International AKA The Muffin Monster

[Simon Elsmore @Elsey100]

@HotpointSupport can someone call me asap I've been cut off 3 times whilst in a que. #rebook

[Simon Elsmore @Elsey100]

@woody131077 @stevieelk1 it's been a while well actually a full season... #rusty 🍻🍻

[Simon Elsmore @Elsey100]

@Tants_88 @Ready2k wow this is a blast from the past - just reliving some of those memories from scout camps great times loved them all!

[SP Energy Networks @SPEnergyNetwork]

@Elsey100 Morning. Awaiting update from this area. Our engineers are assessing the network and we will update as soon as possible.Sorry. Kay

[Simon Elsmore @Elsey100]

@statoone @joddyh @paulburns232 @stevieelk1 can't take the banter these young ones

[Simon Elsmore @Elsey100]

@FootyAccums @AndyMillerSAFC

[Simon Elsmore @Elsey100]

@PeteElk @stevieelk1 @stevearimmer @woody131077 @Tim_Butch83 @danielhallam86 plates not big enough false sighting

[Simon Elsmore @Elsey100]

@PrendyKed @Tim_Butch83 @woody131077 @phildo1982 @stevieelk1 @butcherkins07 @danielhallam86 @pottermoz 29/11

[Simon Elsmore @Elsey100]

@Tim_Butch83 @woody131077 @phildo1982 @stevieelk1 @butcherkins07 @danielhallam86 @pottermoz can't make it 😒

[Simon Elsmore @Elsey100]

@statoone @eards17 @stevearimmer @Tim_Butch83 @_Jonny_Hall_ you need this bike #beerstorage

[Simon Elsmore @Elsey100]

@statoone @Tim_Butch83 @stevearimmer @_Jonny_Hall_ @eards17 how many pints per gallon she getting?? 🍺⛽️🙈

[Simon Elsmore @Elsey100]

@JamesWoz cricket club pal

[Simon Elsmore @Elsey100]

“@dsteelebuster Fuck the Apple Watch, this was the dogs bollocks back in the day!”

[Simon Elsmore @Elsey100]

@Tim_Butch83 it's got to be a London day!!

[Simon Elsmore @Elsey100]

@stevieelk1 @Tim_Butch83 @danielhallam86 @woody131077 that's shite it's in the icalander and everything 😏

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

How is Wayne Rooney being paid £300,000 a week... Someone explain it to me please!

[Ian Prendergast @IanPrendy]

My dog has gone missing again!! Please retweet if possible. Alsager area near shady grove...

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

Ed Woodward leaving with the Cleverley money after Aston Villa said they'd pay £8m. http://t.co/CcHGtPgsvR

[Simon Elsmore @Elsey100]

@dsteelebuster on 10pts now that prick Ramsey got sent off 😩😩😩

[Simon Elsmore @Elsey100]

Dubai has taken its toll on @matthewbirt