Elsie🌻

[Elsie🌻 @Elsie_099]

@Akuzike_di Pepani bwana

[Elsie🌻 @Elsie_099]

@Mad_Nams I wouldn't know how to comprehend if you explained😭

[Momwemo Basi💀 @kaymartin_iv]

From Wednesday, Thursday, friday and lero Saturday. As Malawians our core focus has been on scandals and miseche. Tikamazazindikira week ya m'mawa, boma lagula ma ambulance awiri for for 100 billion.

[Elsie🌻 @Elsie_099]

@avide94 I remember some lady said she used to ask people with a serious face kuti "will you help assist with expenses? And which one?" They stopped asking or tell her such.

[Asambizi @YewoGondwe]

Ndaona mitengo ya maluwa,Ineyo pa valentines mudzangondigulira bigili ya mbatatesi.

[Elsie🌻 @Elsie_099]

@Cecilia_Bamusii I will also stand and die on that hill of shaming

[Elsie🌻 @Elsie_099]

@_Tarikh_ But I mentioned why they can go. I get sick, hospital sick

[Elsie🌻 @Elsie_099]

Pineapples can go because they make me sick.

[Elsie🌻 @Elsie_099]

I would recommend these to someone who is going through heartbreak or grief.

[GOD GULUVA @Zweli_Thixo]

I remember last year when someone here on X recommended me Ashwagandha pills to reduce anxiety and stress and support restful sleep.

Three weeks into the pills, I woke up tired and I called my boss and said “Mphathi, I’m not coming to work because ngikhathele. I’m not ill, just ngikhathele. Goodbye”. Guess what I was fired and I just didn't care.

The following day I went to the mall and when I was done shopping I left my 5 months old car in the middle of nowhere for days for no reason and walked 2 full hours home. I was contacted by police after a week to check on me and told me to come fetch my car at police station.

I dumped my girlfriend for no reason and enjoyed my personal space while I was busy applying for a new job, I got a call up for an interview. When I got there they asked whether should they hire me or not, I responded “Haibo! Angaz it's up to you and I don't care”

Well I knew it was time for me to stop taking the pills when I saw that I’m getting robbed but I still didn’t panic, I saw them coming and I was like ahh!! thathani konke nam ningithathe. I didn’t even run, I just took out my phone and gave them and continued with my walk.

This pills are a no go 😭

[Elsie🌻 @Elsie_099]

That's how I ended up applying to 3 universities for my master's. I was told that I have no excuses.

[Abnormal Saline @oyinloluwas]

You tell a man your plans, next thing “when do you intend to start the courses you talked about”😖

[Elsie🌻 @Elsie_099]

@ChePatuma Ayi ndithu. No wonder it's also hard to find.

[Elsie🌻 @Elsie_099]

@tiza___ Yes! I didn't believe it at first, but it's been helpful. My waxing lady taught me this and I haven't looked back

[Elsie🌻 @Elsie_099]

Turly it's my fault for learning how to read.

[Mrs Zanga🔥❣️ @MrsZanga]

My 3rd baby daddy got a wife and anytime they’re going through something he come right back to me to be his peace. I use to cry myself to sleep wishing it was me he married, but now I see I might not be his wife but I still got an intimate relationship with him. I’m a firm believer that having any position in a man’s life is better than having none. I refuse to be just another baby mama statistic. I’m his escape, his safe place, his peace. I’m more than his wife will ever be and that’s exactly why I’m winning.

[Elsie🌻 @Elsie_099]

@_Tarikh_ I love whatever is wrong with you😂😂😂

[Elsie🌻 @Elsie_099]

I hate people who think marriage is an achievement. Ati "it's time you get married" Who are you in my life?

[Elsie🌻 @Elsie_099]

@kelvin_sings 4 features, Blantyre