Elsie

real g’s move in silence like lasagna; she/her

[Elsie @ElsietheB]

i need a fucking boyfriend who’s gonna dance to morgan wallen in the kitchen with me

[Elsie @ElsietheB]

Picking up my dress tomorrow and getting married in 8 days??? Wtf??

[Elsie @ElsietheB]

“I have scoured the seas and I have found the best brain rot”-Megan, talking about Below Deck

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Elsie @ElsietheB]

yo is my dad still on this app or have I finally found a Greg-free zone on the internet

[tatiana🏒 @tatituzzi]

when your dad embarrasses you so bad on the canucks pride night post you gotta come out just to shame him

[. @LakerFan1234000]

now that Trump might become president again.

- Palestinians will no longer exist.
- Ukraine will be taken over by Russia (Russia will attempt to move further into Europe).
- We will be paying 3k more per year because of Trumps tarrifs.
- Our taxes will stay the same, but don’t worry because Elon Musk will see his taxes go down!
- Women will no longer have access to healthcare.
- Mass deportation of both illegal and legal immigrants (terrible for economy).
- 6 Trillions will be added to the debt compared to Harris who was only going to add 2 trillion.

anddddd the leader of our country is a sexual abuser, pedophile, rapist, racist, who tried to overthrow our government.

really good job guys 🫶

[internet mom @ashleyippolito]

good morning

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

A photographer I follow on Instagram has put together that his bronzer use amps up when he’s stressed / close to an election and is tied to his days in the rise of reality tv, and it’s fascinating

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[Elsie @ElsietheB]

So my whole life, my birthday weekend has doubled as Halloween weekend, right. B’s friend group specifically planned their halloween party to be the weekend after Halloween so my birthday can just be my birthday 💖

[Elsie @ElsietheB]

“If I was a God King… if I was a Tsar, I’d make matcha illegal”-Brayden

[Elsie @ElsietheB]

I ran the numbers and Brayden and I went on our first EVER “date” 1987 days ago

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

!!!

[ave @grandykerenee]

the palestinians getting a roaring applause while isr*elis got loudly booed by the entire crowd is something so beautiful to me

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

such a crazily dogshit tweet full of the worst replies

[Elsie @ElsietheB]

Brayden just pitched a 6 month honeymoon and I’m like??? No????