Phil Elson

Author 🖋📚 Check out my latest books: “Colin’s Correspondence” and “Very Annoying People... On Your Train” - now available to buy at - 🐷 🚂

[Phil Elson @ElsonPhil]

Have your say! Vote now using the poll pinned to my profile, for the behaviour you find most annoying on trains! Poll results will be posted next week 🚂 #VAP #VeryAnnoyingPeople #On #Your #Train

[Phil Elson @ElsonPhil]

My latest book OUT NOW! Very Annoying People... On Your Train 🚂 🚊

https://t.co/rsq3a1dbAV

[M&S @marksandspencer]

@ElsonPhil We're delighted Alicia's reply was well received, Phil! We'll make sure she sees this :) The book sounds great - we hope it does well! Thanks, Emma

[Phil Elson @ElsonPhil]

Thx so much @NestleUKI for your great reply to my alter ego Colin’s bizarre letter! You’re FANTASTIC! 🤗 My letter and your response (and many others like it) are in my latest book, “Colin’s Correspondence: Humorous Letters to Companies & Institutions” on Amazon.

[Phil Elson @ElsonPhil]

Thx so much @marksandspencer for your great reply to my alter ego Colin’s bizarre letter! You’re FANTASTIC! 🤗 My letter and your response (and many others like it) are in my latest book, “Colin’s Correspondence: Humorous Letters to Companies & Institutions” on Amazon.

[Phil Elson @ElsonPhil]

Thx so much @hovisbakery for your great reply to my alter ego Colin’s bizarre letter! You’re FANTASTIC! 🤗 My letter and your response (and many others like it) are in my latest book, “Colin’s Correspondence: Humorous Letters to Companies & Institutions” on Amazon.

[Phil Elson @ElsonPhil]

Thx so much @BockettsFarm for your great reply to my alter ego Colin’s bizarre letter! You’re FANTASTIC! 🤗 My letter and your response (and many others like it) are in my latest book, “Colin’s Correspondence: Humorous Letters to Companies & Institutions” on Amazon.

[Phil Elson @ElsonPhil]

Still awaiting a response 😢... @RoyalAstroSoc

[Phil Elson @ElsonPhil]

Still awaiting a response 😢... @TAGHeuer

[Phil Elson @ElsonPhil]

Still awaiting a response 😢...

[Phil Elson @ElsonPhil]

Thx so much @LaMontanaCandle for your great reply to my alter ego Colin’s bizarre letter! You’re FANTASTIC! 🤗 My letter and your response (and many others like it) are in my latest book, “Colin’s Correspondence: Humorous Letters to Companies & Institutions” on Amazon.

[Phil Elson @ElsonPhil]

Thx so much @KelloggCompany for your great reply to my alter ego Colin’s bizarre letter! You’re FANTASTIC! 🤗 My letter and your response (and many others like it) are in my latest book, “Colin’s Correspondence: Humorous Letters to Companies & Institutions” on Amazon.

[Phil Elson @ElsonPhil]

Thx so much @comparethemkt for your great reply to my alter ego Colin’s bizarre letter! You’re FANTASTIC! 🤗 My letter and your response (and many others like it) are in my latest book, “Colin’s Correspondence: Humorous Letters to Companies & Institutions” on Amazon.

[Phil Elson @ElsonPhil]

Thx to this kebab shop for the great reply to my alter ego Colin’s bizarre letter! You’re FANTASTIC! 🤗 My letter and your response (and many others like it) are in my latest book, “Colin’s Correspondence: Humorous Letters to Companies & Institutions” on Amazon.

[Phil Elson @ElsonPhil]

Thx so much @HeinzUK for your great reply to my alter ego Colin’s bizarre letter! You’re FANTASTIC! 🤗 My letter and your response (and many others like it) are in my latest book, “Colin’s Correspondence: Humorous Letters to Companies & Institutions” on Amazon.

[Phil Elson @ElsonPhil]

Thx so much @compassbus for your great reply to my alter ego Colin’s bizarre letter! You’re FANTASTIC! 🤗 My letter and your response (and many others like it) are in my latest book, “Colin’s Correspondence: Humorous Letters to Companies & Institutions” on Amazon.

[Phil Elson @ElsonPhil]

Thx so much @reigatebanstead for your great reply to my alter ego Colin’s bizarre letter! You’re FANTASTIC! 🤗 My letter and your response (and many others like it) are in my latest book, “Colin’s Correspondence: Humorous Letters to Companies & Institutions” on Amazon.

[Phil Elson @ElsonPhil]

Thx so much @premierinn for your great reply to my alter ego Colin’s bizarre letter! You’re FANTASTIC! 🤗 My letter and your response (and many others like it) are in my latest book, “Colin’s Correspondence: Humorous Letters to Companies & Institutions” on Amazon.

[Phil Elson @ElsonPhil]

Thx so much @10DowningStreet for your great reply to my alter ego Colin’s bizarre letter! You’re FANTASTIC! 🤗 My letter and your response (and many others like it) are in my latest book, “Colin’s Correspondence: Humorous Letters to Companies & Institutions” on Amazon.

[Phil Elson @ElsonPhil]

@Scarfie1 @flybe @KLM Glad you enjoyed it 😃 not from KLM, but plenty of similar interactions with other companies. There are loads more in the book if you fancy heading over to Amazon https://t.co/wHFEP2e6cw

[Phil Elson @ElsonPhil]

Thx so much @flybe for your great reply to my alter ego Colin’s bizarre letter! You’re FANTASTIC! 🤗 My letter and your response (and many others like it) are in my latest book, “Colin’s Correspondence: Humorous Letters to Companies & Institutions” on Amazon.