Oscar Monserratt

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[Oscar Monserratt @ElTalOscar]

Management.

[PragmaticProgrammers @pragprog]

What draws you back to working in an office?

[Oscar Monserratt @ElTalOscar]

Venezolanos viendo a Curazao en el Mundial y Congo empatando con Portugal:

[Oscar Monserratt @ElTalOscar]

"We're going to run the country until such time..."

[Oscar Monserratt @ElTalOscar]

Valorant Team.

[Gustavo Petro @petrogustavo]

Balance confirmado hasta el momento:

[Oscar Monserratt @ElTalOscar]

Hot takes aside, this is the funniest tweet I've seen in 27 years.

[Dr Disrespect @DrDisrespect]

Stop linking me this.. it’s not funny.

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

You’re a little slow to the party.

[Luis Carlos 🏴‍☠️ One Piece @LuisCarlos]

Propongo que a la gente que usa el verbo "colocar" en lugar de "poner", le cobren las empanadas en $100.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Happy May the 4th to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting so hard to to bring Sith Lords, Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, & well known MS-13 Gang Members, back into our Galaxy. You’re not the Rebellion—you’re the Empire.

May the 4th be with you.

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

Task 1 (Fuck Every Word in the English Language) Complete.

[Oscar Monserratt @ElTalOscar]

@ourokronii nice 💙

[Oscar Monserratt @ElTalOscar]

Ah...

[NRJ🍄 @lfcnrj]

When did Mbappe become a photographer??😭😭

[Oscar Monserratt @ElTalOscar]

@film_girl PS5 + 7$ grey spray paint can, ez 😎

[Oscar Monserratt @ElTalOscar]

So that's why I had an internal failure after chasing that bus for work no more than half an hour after breakfast.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Explainer video on science of why the 400m sprint is considered the most painful track & field event.

And why “no person on the planet can run the 400m all out from start to finish".

The race pushes the way the body creates energy to the limit:

▫️0-50 meters: ATP-CP (energy system for very short and explosive movements; used up after 5-10 seconds)

▫️50-200 meters: Anaerobic glycolysis (burns glucose without oxygen, leading to lactic acid buildup and muscle fatigue)

▫️200-300 meters: Aerobic energy (uses oxygen to break down glucose, but cannot keep up with the demand)

▫️300-400 meters: Anaerobic energy reserves tapped while aerobic energy is too slow to fill the gaps (lactic acid buildup is going HAM)

Track athletes can pace for longer distances and shorter ones are just over quicker (obvs).

The Olympic record is a blazing 43:03, set by South African runner Wayde van Niekerk in 2016 (and 2024 Final race is tomorrow).

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Full video from Outperform: https://t.co/MHSvRY6xWr

[Oscar Monserratt @ElTalOscar]

@film_girl They sell anime laser eyes Joe merch in the official campaign store?? 😂

[Omni ☕️ @InfernoOmni]

guys this is actually INSANE. a former employee of a multi-billion dollar company, Runway, confirmed that they mass downloaded YouTube videos in order to feed their AI. there's a spreadsheet with NOTES showing HOW they swiped videos. Nintendo was on the list.