It was hard to hide this one from my wife leading up to Christmas. The box was large AND my wife had to haul it in the house when it was delivered as I was at work. She still acted surprised. #Secretlab
Wow. Such free speech. Listen, I know Twitter can do whatever it wants. It’s a private platform. But all this does is prove, once again, that Elon is a giant raging boner and makes it hilarious to watch him tumble and tumble and tumble. https://t.co/5VuFlr3zmY
Every year the phone company delivered a book to our front door with the assassination coordinates of everybody in town. Amazing how little assassinating there was...
Unless assassination is almost always a fantasy, a reflexive part of an immersive egomania. Maybe that's it.
NEW: West Virginia counties are expected to get around $150 million from opioid settlements.
Under the state’s agreement, they could spend it on jail bills instead of efforts to address and prevent addiction.
https://t.co/ca8KbmXsVK
I think the best part of Elno taking over Twitter is all the wasted time of his now. He ain’t getting anything useful done these days and all his shit is suffering for it.
My man-crush Henry Cavill is having a rough few months. Take some time and do something fun. Build a new gaming PC. DM for your friends. Paint some miniatures. Do all the things that make you happy that isn’t acting.