Candida Alberto 🍻

Cândida Dias, mais conhecida como Candidiase

[Candida Alberto 🍻 @ElTeresao]

Não há ansiolitico que aguente

[Candida Alberto 🍻 @ElTeresao]

“You are not meant to exist, says the lesbian”
-Michelle 2026

[Candida Alberto 🍻 @ElTeresao]

“She dropped the L bomb: for illegal”
-Katie 2026

[Candida Alberto 🍻 @ElTeresao]

“It was an attempt at joy”
-Katie 2026

[Candida Alberto 🍻 @ElTeresao]

“That’s my Long Island speech”
-Tomas 2026

[Candida Alberto 🍻 @ElTeresao]

“Can I ask you a question, because I just met you: are you a fuck boy?”
-duygo 2026
“A fat boy?”
-Tomas 2026

[Candida Alberto 🍻 @ElTeresao]

Chicas and tapas

[Candida Alberto 🍻 @ElTeresao]

“And the chicks por favor”

[Candida Alberto 🍻 @ElTeresao]

“Se o Ronaldo estivesse em Kista, levava logo um blessing”
-Tomás 2026

[Candida Alberto 🍻 @ElTeresao]

“It’s a lot of admin to avoid sin”
-Ellen 2026

[Candida Alberto 🍻 @ElTeresao]

“If you want delicious meat, eat a baby.”
- Elisa 2026

[Candida Alberto 🍻 @ElTeresao]

“It is huge and empty, just like me”
-Michelle 2026

[Candida Alberto 🍻 @ElTeresao]

“Women’s rights: don’t come at me with that shit”
- Teresa 2026

[Candida Alberto 🍻 @ElTeresao]

“Cute pijamas!”
“I just feel very Italian, I’m mahog “
-Michelle 2026

[Candida Alberto 🍻 @ElTeresao]

“It’s giving Anne Frank”
-Olivia 2026

[Candida Alberto 🍻 @ElTeresao]

“Uber is my biggest luxury”
-Duygo 2026

[Candida Alberto 🍻 @ElTeresao]

May the bridges I burn light my way

[Candida Alberto 🍻 @ElTeresao]

“I would want to give him a deadline but I don’t know why”
-Olivia 2026

[Candida Alberto 🍻 @ElTeresao]

“I summon myself to cake”
-Helena 2026

[Candida Alberto 🍻 @ElTeresao]

“O que: ele tem aqueles óculos e nem tem carta”
-Ricardo 2026

[Candida Alberto 🍻 @ElTeresao]

“Ele está a conduzir num lençol de água”
“Epah ele nem tem carro”
-Ricardo 2026