Man

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I'm one cuppa Joe away from something good happening

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Oops

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There ain't nothin' like pissin' with my weener out

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@RealAlexWoW Yup

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I deeply regret starting yesterday. That was a bad call. Sorry guys.

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I am going to start today

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I do a Jim Carrey impression every time I talk to a delivery driver

[Man @Elu__e]

God shouldn't have made roads

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Welcome back twitter

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@gooesgooiaktada Noble

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@BarberBraydon Yes, come here

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Why did nobody tell me about gruyere cheese? WHAT THE FUCK

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@gooesgooiaktada Hmmm, I might

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I wish my bed was square

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I love analyzing sports

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@RealAlexPatric 2

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@beancurdl Relatable

[Beetlejuice Green @Beetlepimp]

Is ya balls flat?

[Man @Elu__e]

@gooesgooiaktada That's no good! Laugh more! LMAO