Elvis Bernal

I'm Elvis, from Texas

[Elvis Bernal @ElvisBernie]

When your buddies send you pictures of nights you don't remember. #gohomewiththearmadillo

[Kayce Smith @KayceSmith]

BELT. TO. ASS. @AggieFootball

[Daquan Wiltshire DSG 🤘🏾🐝 @DAQUANDSG]

What I tell y’all?

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

FINALLY, with a Republican Senate majority we can focus on controlling spending, limiting gov, and putting America 1st! Looking forward to a dedication to fiscal responsibility. Cheers to the Senate leading the charge for a streamlined government focused on the Constitution! 🥂

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Happy Halloween beautiful people

Go all in.. enjoy it all.. go to the deep end.. far from the shal-lal-lal-lal-lal-low

[Elvis Bernal @ElvisBernie]

Tell me you're full of shit without telling me your full shit.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

John McCain and I didn’t always agree, but he understood that some values transcended parties. He knew that if we got in the habit of bending the truth to suit political expediency or party orthodoxy, our democracy will not work.

John McCain had character. That’s what I think about so much these days because it’s so different from what we see out of the Republican nominee.

[AB @AB84]

FEMA when American citizens need help✌🏾

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

Just found out Andy didnt get the booster

[🌴ᴛʜᴇᴀʀᴛᴏꜰᴡᴀʀ🌴 @TheArtOfWar6]

“He’s probably out cheating on me”

Me and the boys:

[Jack Mac @JackMac]

49-48 Strickland imo #UFC297

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Overtime at the Rose Bowl

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

The US shouldn’t be the world’s police and we can’t afford to be the world’s ATM.

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

Rand Paul On Israel-Palestine: "I'm Not Really For Funding Either Side" https://t.co/6vI1rYXA3W

[Elvis Bernal @ElvisBernie]

Sometimes, I wish I was a bandwagon fan. May not be respected by anyone, but at least they're always happy.

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

Steelers bye weeks always remind me how lucky the humans are that don’t have a team and can just watch football on Sunday and not have crippling anxiety for 3 1/2 hours with the end result determining your mood for the rest of the day and eventually leading to a heart attack at 58.

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

🇮🇱🇺🇦 Israel & Ukraine are not America's problems.

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

Now the left and the right have wars to champion.

Democracy. 🫶

[Elvis Bernal @ElvisBernie]

A&M refuses to win big games. It's so frustrating.

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

The Hamas attack on Israel was horrific, criminal and so stupid. It guarantees further suffering for their own people.

The problem in America is that most people have a simplistic view of the situation that is completely removed from reality. They assume normal relations and then out of nowhere these savages just attack.

The reality is that the treatment of the people in Gaza is also horrific, criminal and stupid, and also guarantees further incidents like this.

We should root for peace and recognize that all innocent life is precious. And we should all recognize that DC should stay the hell out of it.

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

Desantis has bent over backwards to not take a position on Ukraine for the last year, but it takes less than 24 hrs for him to be all in on Israel’s war. Screw this guy.

[Kevin Bass @kevinnbass]

Just a year and a half ago, 30% of Democrats believed that children should be taken away from unvaccinated parents.

Nearly 50% of Democrats believed that the unvaccinated should be sent to camps.

This is what a totalitarian ideology looks like.