Elvis The Cockapoo

2 and a half year old

[Elvis The Cockapoo @ElvisChops]

@MurrayEdge have you reported him to customs for budgie smuggling?

[Elvis The Cockapoo @ElvisChops]

@MurrayEdge I can't even contemplate the usual Sunday night truffle shuffle for the wife! I am going to use my slick shoes to slide to bed!

[Elvis The Cockapoo @ElvisChops]

@MurrayEdge my heart is heavy with this news. What a load of cock breath!

[Elvis The Cockapoo @ElvisChops]

@MurrayEdge surely you play it when you CROSSFIT...the exercise of winners

[Elvis The Cockapoo @ElvisChops]

@MurrayEdge perhaps something by jimmy Somerville or erasure might be more up your (back) alley!!

[Elvis The Cockapoo @ElvisChops]

@cathyoc69 tiny was bigger than I remember!

[Elvis The Cockapoo @ElvisChops]

@ChrisJames_96 mean bean

[Elvis The Cockapoo @ElvisChops]

@TKDGem start working and I'll stop stalking...deal?!

[Elvis The Cockapoo @ElvisChops]

@MurrayEdge I was worried that you had turned to the pink side!

[Elvis The Cockapoo @ElvisChops]

@MurrayEdge It pays my mortgage though!

[Elvis The Cockapoo @ElvisChops]

@MurrayEdge have you checked the Fratelli family have not stolen it and hidden it in a disused cafe near the coast? Summon the gang!

[Elvis The Cockapoo @ElvisChops]

@MurrayEdge oh dear, I am just a dog!!

[Elvis The Cockapoo @ElvisChops]

@MurrayEdge like a rustic spiderwoman!! Very impressed.

[Elvis The Cockapoo @ElvisChops]

@MurrayEdge he has just dry retched!

[Elvis The Cockapoo @ElvisChops]

@MurrayEdge nearly as many as for your holding of that butternut squash with a slight lob-on! Oh then there is peppermint tea..Hello sailor!

[Elvis The Cockapoo @ElvisChops]

@MurrayEdge does that include my waistline growing into a gradual muffin-top?

[Elvis The Cockapoo @ElvisChops]

@MurrayEdge I always keep an open mind and prevent myself being categorised! Dog Pride march next week if you fancy it!

[Elvis The Cockapoo @ElvisChops]

@MurrayEdge I had a spider land on me. I ate it to catch the fly that I swallowed before. I was full when I swallowed a horse!

[Elvis The Cockapoo @ElvisChops]

@TKDGem Me too!

[Elvis The Cockapoo @ElvisChops]

@MurrayEdge Mind you don't burn your chipolata dearest!