Elvis Doing Things

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[Elvis Doing Things @ElvisInDarkness]

Elvis bellowing, "THIS IS MY PERSONAL VIETNAM" while gesturing to the heat death of the universe.

[Elvis Doing Things @ElvisInDarkness]

Elvis tearing open the door to an ancient and mouldering crypt, and screaming, "If you ain't a hoe, then get up out my trap house!"

[Elvis Doing Things @ElvisInDarkness]

Elvis punching a hole in reality and screaming at a crumbling corpse, "DID YOU CUM?!"

[Elvis Doing Things @ElvisInDarkness]

Elvis emerging triumphantly from the mouldering grave, intoning, "The old world is dying, and a new one struggles to be born. Now is the age of monsters."

[Elvis Doing Things @ElvisInDarkness]

Elvis gesturing to the howling void and muttering, "Just like me fr fr"

[Elvis Doing Things @ElvisInDarkness]

Elvis considering the totality of existence and concluding, "Maybe the hoes need to be scared?"

[Elvis Doing Things @ElvisInDarkness]

Elvis bursting through the front door of the CDC and yelling, "Charlie used to sell me pills!"

[Elvis Doing Things @ElvisInDarkness]

Elvis patiently loading a pistol and muttering, "Time for Charlie to take his medicine."

[Elvis Doing Things @ElvisInDarkness]

Elvis straight up scaring the hoes.

[Elvis Doing Things @ElvisInDarkness]

Elvis emerging from a pool of blood and viscera, intoning, "New year new me."

[Elvis Doing Things @ElvisInDarkness]

Elvis punching a hole through the fabric of reality and remarking, "Time to play b-sides!"

[Elvis Doing Things @ElvisInDarkness]

Elvis out in the middle of the street screaming, "AIN'T NO HANGMAN GONNA--" before suddenly dying of a severe stroke.

[Elvis Doing Things @ElvisInDarkness]

Elvis dying in a corner of the sky.

[Elvis Doing Things @ElvisInDarkness]

Elvis dancing in the ashes of modern society and lamenting, "But I don't even wanna die just yet."

[Elvis Doing Things @ElvisInDarkness]

Elvis studying a dying star through a telescope and hastily scribbling on a notepad, "There has to be an invisible sun!"

[Elvis Doing Things @ElvisInDarkness]

Elvis gently whispering to a brood of hideous alien gods, "Of course Mama's gonna help build the wall."

[Elvis Doing Things @ElvisInDarkness]

Elvis foraging for mushrooms.

[Elvis Doing Things @ElvisInDarkness]

Elvis chanting a litany of ancient and forgotten incantations and, upon raising an assemblage of ghouls and corpses and horrific gods, muttering, "Wakey wakey, eggs and bacey."

[Elvis Doing Things @ElvisInDarkness]

Elvis dancing with the dead in the dark of the night.

[Elvis Doing Things @ElvisInDarkness]

Elvis roaming the land while you sleep.