Ian Watson

[Ian Watson @ElyFLYbuzz]

Hi. I'm Ely the Fly. sniffing out the shit on social media.
#elyfly #satire #Blogs #antiwoke

[Ian Watson @ElyFLYbuzz]

@simisola10 Did she leave our royal family alone? No, she married for a title she had no intention of honouring then tried to destroy the monarchy for fame and attention.

[Ian Watson @ElyFLYbuzz]

@EnglishRose543 @GuyRitchie1968 He's welcome to her. I gave up after 2 eps. it's typical Guy Richie child-gangster salad. That man couldn't tell a story to get a pensioner off to sleep if they were 5 glasses of port deep.

[Ian Watson @ElyFLYbuzz]

@sage1411 He's welcome to her. I gave up after 2 eps. it's typical Guy Richie child-gangster salad. That man couldn't tell a story to get a pensioner off to sleep if they were 5 glasses of port deep.

[Intel Lady @intel_lady]

Following Phones4Lou's hugely successful emergency alert, Us Labours have been putting the focus on safety from BBQs to 'kindly refrain from rape' pamphlets. All this talk gave our Ang a fantastic idea & her first Us Labours 2.0 housing project was a go!

[Ian Watson @ElyFLYbuzz]

@CiciTee1 and they look nothing alike, this could be any 2 random boys

[Ian Watson @ElyFLYbuzz]

@TinaBrownLM He's welcome to her. I gave up after 2 eps. it's typical Guy Richie child-gangster salad. That man couldn't tell a story to get a pensioner off to sleep if they were 5 glasses of port deep.

[Ian Watson @ElyFLYbuzz]

@MeghansMole He's welcome to her. I gave up after 2 eps. it's typical Guy Richie child-gangster salad. That man couldn't tell a story to get a pensioner off to sleep if they were 5 glasses of port deep.

[Ian Watson @ElyFLYbuzz]

@Neccccy the woman had to resit her 'falling off a log' exams!

[Ian Watson @ElyFLYbuzz]

@mikeparry8 sorry to hijack your post Mike but I couldn't agree more! I wrote this just the other day about how British food gets a bad rap but should be celebrated:
https://t.co/qmYTzmo1NV

[Ian Watson @ElyFLYbuzz]

Is British food a joke to you? give me 'Nanna' over 'Nonna' any day!
here's the FLY's latest blog:
https://t.co/2Hx2XV9QpQ

[Ian Watson @ElyFLYbuzz]

@according2_taz He's welcome to her. I gave up after 2 eps. it's typical Guy Richie child-gangster salad. That man couldn't tell a story to get a pensioner off to sleep if they were 5 glasses of port deep.

[Ian Watson @ElyFLYbuzz]

@Pedro3594894182 @Lord_Sugar @Guinness_Global i don't see the benefit though. the original 'draught' cans were a pretty much perfect pour anyway

[Ian Watson @ElyFLYbuzz]

@ewezernayme @Glinner Fuck off

[Ian Watson @ElyFLYbuzz]

@GBNEWS 'honest'? We all saw her bullying, blinkered, biased bullshit interview.

[Ian Watson @ElyFLYbuzz]

@I_amMukhtar No, and... No

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Very frustrating to hear concerns of deaf Brits who cannot access appropriate interpretation support on the NHS whilst we spend millions translating for Afghans, Somalis, Pakistanis and whoever else fancies it.

Every penny spent on foreign language translation must be scrapped.

[Lady Fanny of Omaha @DeeDee84276236]

Another lie:

“We went to a place, a secret place only we knew. Under a spreading banyan tree, while Meg wept, I dug a hole with my hands and set the tiny package softly in the ground.”

Will they be leaving that in the US?

[Ian Watson @ElyFLYbuzz]

@hartleybenz Living off unearned titles while refusing to do their duties. Destroying the monarchy for sympathy and money. An idiot and his attention-junkie owner have no place on OUR royal family.

[Ian Watson @ElyFLYbuzz]

@AileenBart60380 'but wait! ginger hair! look! he MUST be the son of... someone else with.... ginger hair! AND, look! they can botyhh smile and look sideways! same number of eyes too! that's proof!' HE LOOKS MORE LIKE CHARLES THAN WILLIAM DOES.

[Sincericidio Literario Podcast @Sincericidiolit]

Harry e Meghan ganharam milhões falando mal da Grã-Bretanha e da Família Real. Agora, querem voltar.

Depois daquela entrevista deplorável com Oprah, do documentário interesseiro na Netflix e da maior traição de todas — o livro de memórias de Harry, *Spare* —, a hipocrisia é impressionante.

Eles viraram as costas para a Grã-Bretanha e atacaram repetidamente a realeza a partir da Califórnia. Agora, seis anos depois, estão voltando.

Desculpem, Harry e Meghan, mas não dá para ter o melhor dos dois mundos.

Depois de tudo o que disseram sobre William, Kate e a Família Real, eu certamente não vou esquecer.

🎥piercetoryboy