Elyse 💸

queen of convenience

[Elyse 💸 @ElyseColbs]

The fact that I didn’t realize when handmaids tale became real life, is insane. #fuckproject2025

[Elyse 💸 @ElyseColbs]

Dude. This debate is making me have a visceral reaction. We are #fucked

[Elyse 💸 @ElyseColbs]

Just had to ask my dad for help paying my rent. I need to move but I hate all the other places in the states besides San Diego. Am I just going to be a poor girl my whole life. Asking for a friend

[Elyse 💸 @ElyseColbs]

My TikTok For You page is just videos that would compete with any and every Americas Got Talent episode ever recorded.

[Elyse 💸 @ElyseColbs]

#forthefaithful

[Elyse 💸 @ElyseColbs]

Some stupid fuck hates me and put me on a trump text campaign. If I get any more after blocking and reporting them junk, I’m going to scream.

[Elyse 💸 @ElyseColbs]

@lexdiamondstory I wanna go!

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

What is petrified wood, and why is it so frightened?

Most likely, millions of years ago, a dinosaur, uninvited, approached a gathering of trees. At first, they were afraid. Then they were petrified. All their rings turned to stone inside. But they survived. Yes, they survived.

[Elyse 💸 @ElyseColbs]

All I want to do is enjoy my time at December nights in balboa park. I don’t want my fucking ear waves bombarded with how Jesus wants us to be good and not go to hell. You go to hell sir, don’t you have something better to do with your time?

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

personally i don’t do this

[Elyse 💸 @ElyseColbs]

@lexdiamondstory @stepppjones Did you do it?!

[Elyse 💸 @ElyseColbs]

@lexdiamondstory I want that suit! Where did you get it?

[Elyse 💸 @ElyseColbs]

@abueleaux Try magnesium citrate. It fucking knocks me out every time.

[Elyse 💸 @ElyseColbs]

@alliiissoonn @ferrawree Michelle, wtf.

[Elyse 💸 @ElyseColbs]

@cloconde I’m honestly not okay hahah. And all alone in my house. 🫠

[Elyse 💸 @ElyseColbs]

Let me tell you a short story: I Was feeling something sweet. Went to the fridge and found some. Ate a couple squares. Now 45 min later I was wondering why I was feeling a bit off. I ATE THE LAST OF MY MUSHROOM CHOCOLATE. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WORK?! I might die.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

This sea otter heard it was Friday, which actually means nothing to the sea otter. 🦦

[Elyse 💸 @ElyseColbs]

I exclusively retweet @NatlParkService on my Twitter now.