zizou dog fc🍉

Armandling, evil bisexual, Mbappe shooter

Man Unt. for family, RMA for passion

[zizou dog fc🍉 @Elysemand]

. . .⠀⠀꒰ https://t.co/wEc1cyCSV4 ꒱

⁺　.⠀ Elyse , 8teen⠀ ⌒₊˚ ❤︎ ⠀
she ノ⠀any .⠀
︵ angels.assistant on disc .ᐟ
#ftbltwt #rmatwt
♡ / ↻ to be moots .ᐟ⚽︎ྀི

[peony🐇 @rosetintved]

people used to bully him in oxford university for being too pretty they chased him around yelling “pretty face pretty face”!

[sté @TalkativeNerd]

eu saí das redes sociais e restringi pra uso somente no horário de trabalho por motivos de trabalho e meu dia magicamente voltou a ter todas as horas que tinha em 2007

[Roxie!!! @mysterioussnai]

Non-ukrainian mutuals, if you're reading this please don't be silent about Oleshky, approximately 6000 people 200 of which are children are trapped in there without any food or water

[lamara 🍪 olikatoo president TWEET LIMITED @papaaapapaaapa]

🚨 FC BAYERN player Michael Olise spent 2 weeks looking for his iPad [@BILD ]

[⋆˚࿔ @cravingnmc]

clare’s dad dying when clare got her first kiss… i feel the catholic guilt through the screen, my poor baby 😣

[we cry together to pregnant pussy🏳️‍⚧️ @durje666]

You niggas would’ve let Emmett till die

[mandy @SHKANONYURI]

So many people on here are afraid to upset their mutuals over ship and fandom opinions and it’s like A. who cares and B. Why are you mutuals with people who you can’t express your opinions with

[Hannah Ruby @kenhinasupreme]

Do y’all remember those owning Dennis Whitaker a favor memes they were so funny😭

[battiest babe ☽☾ @omagoth_]

You're an idiot if you think that you politically excluding men from your dating pool exempts you from the "bihet" label

[🍉 Quacker/Bun (DELTARUNE/DWD ERA)🍉 @Bunnyfarmz]

Bro this is next level parasocialism why is your PFP Vivziepop

[xixi 🐆🦌 @prettyhaaju]

Literally lmao big as hell on their sleeve for what, that was such an unexpected marketing strategy lol

[bigsmoke 🤔 @big_smoke2112]

the audacity of teeth to stay intact when people die but decay when they're alive.

[rhae ( she/they ) ☆ ⊹ ࣪ @rhaelves]

yes you are in fact misogynistic if you see a feminine woman and assume she's catering to men

[Hazel Earthstar (My Singing Monsters arc) @VicFontaine6]

me: Hey siri call my pawns

🤖: No pawns detected

me: Sorry I meant to say prawns

🤖: Calling 10 krillion people

[Mustafa @fuckinpolat]

Twitter’i seviyorum çünkü herkes hâla twitter diyor ve kimse ne zaman çevrimiçi olduğunu bilmiyor

[Lis ✴︎ @lifepanopticon2]

Never understood and never will understand the morality gimmick Barca and Argentina fans like to do. Do you seriously think your team isn't as bad as othets? Actual fools

[rina!🐾 @ohayorina]

ur soulmate is canadian twin (it’s me)

[KibryHouse🏳️‍⚧️🐌 @KibryHouse]

“Lockers” “the popular students” “PE” “Teacher”

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

lately i’ve been doing what i like to call evil CBT where i look in the mirror and say things like “you're not special enough to be the ugliest person in the world” and it works better than the regular kind for me honestly