Elyse Uniac

[Elyse Uniac @ElyseUniac]

Find yourself someone who looks at you the way Dierks looks at me

[Elyse Uniac @ElyseUniac]

@HyundaiCanada Why will you not respond to my colleague about her 2020 Palisade’s engine dying at 73,000km. This is inexcusable, especially when she paid $4000 for extended warranty. I will not be supporting your company in future vehicle purchases if this isn’t resolved.

[Elyse Uniac @ElyseUniac]

@maggiejclark I didn’t even need to hear the noise to know the exact noise you made

[Elyse Uniac @ElyseUniac]

@autumndaamen @Marc_Insanally Can this business be in Sarnia?? Asking for a friend

[Elyse Uniac @ElyseUniac]

@codyfoster …

[Elyse Uniac @ElyseUniac]

@autumndaamen WHY IS FAJ SO MUCH COOLER THAN ME????

[Elyse Uniac @ElyseUniac]

brb while I take the day off to cry because my best friend is FIFTEEN

[Elyse Uniac @ElyseUniac]

@autumndaamen I have so many questions 🤯 the biggest one is wtf

[Elyse Uniac @ElyseUniac]

@autumndaamen I am laughing, because it is not surprising in the least 😂

[Francesca @BarstoolFran]

Katie IS THE REAL QUEEN WE STAN #TheBachelor

[FAB 🍓 @fabiolaelizaa]

Tested positive for thinking I was fat in high school only to realize it was the skinniest I’d ever be

[Elyse Uniac @ElyseUniac]

@laurenpfulton Kurtis would say the opposite 😂

[Elyse Uniac @ElyseUniac]

@laurenpfulton I made sure he knew he had competitors

[Elyse Uniac @ElyseUniac]

The teenage boys in my neighbourhood are all entrepreneurs, I’ve had SIX knock on my door to shovel my driveway for a fee

[Elyse Uniac @ElyseUniac]

@laurenpfulton I would have went with the first, but I didn’t have cash so I told him next time hahaha, also he came back twice cause the first time he didn’t tell me there was a “fee”

[Elyse Uniac @ElyseUniac]

I’m the most obsessive dog mom, anyone who texts me on a regular basis gets at a minimum 30 dog pics a day...

[Elyse Uniac @ElyseUniac]

@autumndaamen ME TOO AND CRYING
Literally a white vehicle with black paint on it

[Elyse Uniac @ElyseUniac]

Love that someone slammed their car door into my month old car, leaving a huge dent and lots of black paint, and walked away! 🙃

[Elyse Uniac @ElyseUniac]

*watching The Home Edit*
My boyfriend: all they did was buy them 400 totes!

[Alita: Battle Angel stan account @punished_picnic]

here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. some apples are delicious, some taste bad. sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. you know what’s the same every time? doritos