Meredith

I always forget about this app.

[Meredith @elysiumMC]

My mother saying "I'll eat the rest later" is basically the equivalent of me saying this is my last drink.

[Meredith @elysiumMC]

@thisone0verhere Me in the kitchen sitting in a chair right now

[Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere]

Hey sorry I’m late I was sitting on the edge of my bed dissociating for like 45 minutes

[Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere]

I was born snackish and so help me god I will die snackish

[Christopher Doyle @chrisdoyle]

Our daughter made a PowerPoint. 🐱 😂

[Noah Ashbrook @Mr_Ashbrook]

So this is Carol Propst, the best teacher we have in Bristol, VA. This is her last year before retirement. How many tweets will it take to get @TheRock to send us a an autograph for this amazing woman. #propstrocks

[Meredith @elysiumMC]

@MrJakeJohnson @GameOverGreggy Omahgawdddd *awkwardly moonwalks out*

[Meredith @elysiumMC]

@MrJakeJohnson and drunk history are the only 2/3 things keeping me going. Ok, 1/2. Vodka.

[Meredith @elysiumMC]

@MrJakeJohnson @NFL Or just watch real football aka soccer

[Meredith @elysiumMC]

@LilTunechi Damn so stoked

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

https://t.co/3k1MCGllSa

[Meredith @elysiumMC]

This could be the mushrooms talking, but what do I have to do to get @MrJakeJohnson in my life

[Demetri Martin ([email protected]) @DemetriMartin]

Mumble Rap < Mumble Opera

[Demetri Martin ([email protected]) @DemetriMartin]

One thing I've noticed is that people don't like it when you give them suggestions about their tattoos.

[Meredith @elysiumMC]

I checked in at University of Virginia Health System on #Yelp https://t.co/svykN528Ks

[Meredith @elysiumMC]

@kanyewest Ok

[Meredith @elysiumMC]

@Dylonius Or you block them

[Meredith @elysiumMC]

@TrueCrimeGame I would be much happier if the captain had an episode all on his own. He rules.