Conservatives: "Why do faggots get a month but the troops only get a day?!"
Also Conservatives: "Sorry, your death at the hands of our enemy isn't service related. Who are you again?"
The Fuck-You-We-Hate-You-We-Will-Kill-You-All administration has announced the "We think you are all human pigs and deserve to be roasted over a fire" plan.
Imagine announcing you’re going fully digital and while the world still hates you for it, your platform goes down for hours… rendering all digital games useless 😭