LORENA BOBBITT '93

i feel like a god damn bull fighter bro

[LORENA BOBBITT '93 @EM1LYY_]

lmaooo

[genesis @sIeepyyou]

If smoking weed makes you paranoid and anxious that's because you approached the joint with impure thoughts and a heavy karmic debt

[guy @guymrdth]

I have lost a lot of respect for anyone taken in by that man's scheme to paint the person he beat and assaulted on at least a dozen occasions as the public face of domestic abuse and I desperately hope some of you realise how dramatically you have been manipulated

[LORENA BOBBITT '93 @EM1LYY_]

RT if u hate putting your business on twitter bc you know emily lanzy will comment on it

[LORENA BOBBITT '93 @EM1LYY_]

this might be the event that drives me to finally go to therapy because eye am distraught.

[LORENA BOBBITT '93 @EM1LYY_]

the feminine urge to beat this man up in his sleep for drinking my ice cold unsweet tea.

[LORENA BOBBITT '93 @EM1LYY_]

some people have real bad big fish in a little pond syndrome - BROADEN YOUR HORIZONS, THX IN ADVANCE

[LORENA BOBBITT '93 @EM1LYY_]

call ppl bitches and get your requests granted.

[LORENA BOBBITT '93 @EM1LYY_]

i called and cussed out my apartment’s leasing office and the lady emailed me saying that being unpleasant and name calling doesn’t get you anywhere in life while also giving me exactly what i asked for…

what lesson am i supposed to learn here?

[LORENA BOBBITT '93 @EM1LYY_]

@Griffin_Funk need a reprint of the page six birkin article, babes

[LORENA BOBBITT '93 @EM1LYY_]

i had to go back to 2011 and delete an offensive tweet i just remembered just in case i get famous

[LORENA BOBBITT '93 @EM1LYY_]

i wanna be anna shay when i grow up

[LORENA BOBBITT '93 @EM1LYY_]

he’s saying shit and idk if he’s talking to me or quoting the fucking actors

[LORENA BOBBITT '93 @EM1LYY_]

my uber driver is off 25 expresso shots and a line or two listening to the kinky boots soundtrack loud as fuck i’m bout to launch myself into traffic at the next light

[LORENA BOBBITT '93 @EM1LYY_]

i wanna square up with davina potratz

[LORENA BOBBITT '93 @EM1LYY_]

i would

[LORENA BOBBITT '93 @EM1LYY_]

@lamboslice_23 ur spicy on here & i love it

[LORENA BOBBITT '93 @EM1LYY_]

idk whose mom needs to hear this but just because your husband doesn’t want to talk to you doesn’t mean you have to call my office to talk my ear off at 4:58pm

[LORENA BOBBITT '93 @EM1LYY_]

🕸💀🩸��👻

[LORENA BOBBITT '93 @EM1LYY_]

had to throw the naomi filter on our sloppy asses but we cute @EmilyIsKiller @MAlvy90

[cybr amir @cybramir]

my favorite horror movie couple