i just find it so funny that zendaya spent the entire drama press tour keeping the wedding a mystery and then here comes tom holland on the spiderman/odyssey press tour shouting it from the rooftops that they’re married
y’all are shocked she got married at msg? she literally spent months telling us that’s the life of a showgirl. the REAL plot twist is that she has a DOG.
we need to appreciate fortnight more because what do you mean she was saying shit like “your wife waters flowers, i wanna kill her” and “my husband is cheating, i wanna kill him” on TRACK ONE