emily

this is suit wearing, paper pushing anarchy.
She/her

[emily @Em_Westbrook]

@Sannaivy Please get her to submit it to the best bereal account

[dizzy @rundizzy]

ur getting so good at suffering babe

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

Tory MPs when someone on benefits goes shopping

[Edith Puthie @malmxguinness]

having a Tony Soprano girl summer where i fight everyone and go to therapy

[Dr. Amy, Psy.D. @DrAmyPsyD]

How come there are Pop-tarts but no Mom-tarts?

Because of the pastryarchy

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

sorry I haven’t texted you back in a month. the old world is dying and the new one struggles to be born. now is the time of monsters.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

just eat lentils, nobody said this would be fun

[Squimpus @squimpus]

get you a goon who says "uhh i dunno about dis one, boss!"