GüeroLobo🏔️

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖆 @sunlove]

imagine thinking you have a valid opinion and you’re fat

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

my mom was really serving us home cooked meals every single day…… younger me didn’t realize how much work and how much of a blessing that is

[mars @bajablstdeeznut]

If Taco Bell give you the bad shits You’re honestly just Ugly

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I can’t believe we used to throw toilet papers and eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither toilet papers, eggs, nor a house.

[👽 @awwheyuu]

i was just fucking around your honor

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

Pray that the spell breaks and the world is saved.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

As we begin our journey through #Lent, let us ask the Lord to grant us the gift of true conversion of heart, so that we may better respond to His love for us and share that love with those around us.

[bullseye drinks beer @mikehunnidproof]

white people be like my dog is part cherokee

[Achilles @Xhej__]

“The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.”

— Plato, The Republic

[ant @persistantz]

white people be like My dog has fibromialgia

[Alana McLaughlin🏳️‍⚧️ @AlanaFeral]

The oil must flow

[∩ @zachpogrob]

Those who are Chosen

Must suffer beautifully

At the hands of Destiny

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

if u stink in the cold you dangerous

[The Resonance @Partisan_12]

2,780 year old israelite tablet finally translated to reveal its message:

"🇮🇷Persia is only weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon"

[Trad West @trad_west_]

Make no peace with evil.

[govt.exe is corrupt @govt_corrupt]

How you behaved during covid is exactly who you are.

[JK Johnny @_JohnnyJones]

Relationship goals --

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

JUST IN: Future has gained possession of the Power Stone, giving him the ability to manipulate energy and destroy worlds.

[Jackary Draws @JackaryDraws]

i don’t want to be dramatic but the lord of the rings movies will genuinely change who you are as a person if you lock in and watch them with the care and attention they deserve