Embarrassed Tom C

A (Parody) account from someone who's found it impossible to stay in character because we're now living in a nightmare. Is this real life???

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@JosephRBarbour @StephenM He's due back in the crypt

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@GarzaBeatz @SethBluestein ...or your mother vagina.

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[Garza @GarzaBeatz]

@SethBluestein Safe and secure should never be mentioned in the same sentence as Philadelphia 😂

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@45ThankYou45 @jonbonjovi The guy that banged your mom multiple times in the back of a tour bus and dumped her on the Garden State Parkway. That's who he is.

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@highwayjill1 @45ThankYou45 @jonbonjovi ...in 13 years. That's pretty lame. I bet Jon banged his mom.

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@DarkDirtyThirty @jonbonjovi And yet...here ya are.

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@dadsmithwest13 @jonbonjovi They impress more than voting for fascist scum. That's for sure.

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@tarheel_texas @jonbonjovi Your dad fought fascism and you vote for it. How disappointing he must be.

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@pablo12232 @Greg_n_Cincy @jonbonjovi Yeah, he never was.

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@Greg_n_Cincy @jonbonjovi Who doesn't remember the 80's. Everyone banging your mom. Great times.

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[Jon Bon Jovi @jonbonjovi]

Every vote matters

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@margincall777 @RepJackKimble @DavidCornDC *say

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@margincall777 @RepJackKimble @DavidCornDC $10,000 to the winners favorite charity? You day Trump wins California I say he doesn't. Deal?

[Brian Stelter @brianstelter]

"Elon Musk has posted a blizzard of false and misleading claims about the election on his social media platform that have generated more than two billion views this year, according to new research analysis from a nonprofit that tracks misinformation." https://t.co/ILm3K4W5Am

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I'm in this shot.

[Pennsylvania Capital-Star @PennCapitalStar]

Shapiro, De Niro and others make final pitch to Harrisburg voters to vote blue https://t.co/VQblU4Syxr by @benwasserstein for the @PennCapitalStar

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@JamieEpperson6 @hitRECordJoe Dude, you retweet Tuck Tucks.🤣🤣🤣 Carlson isn't even Beta.

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[Jamie Epperson @JamieEpperson6]

@hitRECordJoe Nothing says weak beta soy boy like a white dudes for Harris hat lol

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@pradeepraturig @WhiteHouse Gayest video ever.

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@RonSwan51407836 @patrickosully @mkolken @GabbyGiffords @KamalaHarris You stπpid cπnt. You said he doesn't call ANYONE garbage and there's fπcking video of him doing it on a regular basis. For F sake man, grow a set of your own.