The Andy @churnwell Chat Bot by Emblem Digital®️is now live! Andy’s Sunday morning show, ‘Rise and Shine with Churnwell’, will now be replaced by the live Chat Bot feed. We’d like to thank Andy for his efforts helping our engineers with this project.
@MizzieBS@CentristQC@ProfDavidBalls@2012Studies Hi Mizzy, thanks for your enquiries. An army of unpaid interns will have handled all administrative tasks regarding Professor Balls and his appointment. In terms of feeding Professor Balls, the number one facilitator will be the bakery chain Gail’s™️.
@ProfDavidBalls We have been provided with a replica image of the offence by Labour. Please note this is a dramatisation, the Professor has far more body mass in real life.
Following on from our earlier announcement, consultation will begin on Professor Balls’ future at Emblem Digital®️. The allegation is very serious. The Professor was preparing to speak to Labour Friends of Israel whilst sitting next to Constantine, the Octopus Energy™️ plush toy.
@TedTritton’s episode of “… but I don’t want it rammed down my throat” last night will be the final episode after the number of listeners was recorded at 0. Repeats of Andy @churnwell’s “Ketchup-ing With The Times: Still Stirring Up The Sauce!" will now run from 4 to 5am.
Tuesday at 9pm, our very own Andy @Churnwell hosts Sir Keir Starmer. There will also be a Q and A session, don’t miss the chance to ask Sir Keir your questions! https://t.co/iLFB8u2UTn
Tuesday at 9pm, our very own Andy @Churnwell hosts Sir Keir Starmer. There will also be a Q and A session, don’t miss the chance to ask Sir Keir your questions! https://t.co/iLFB8u2UTn
Tuesday at 9pm, our very own Andy @Churnwell hosts Sir Keir Starmer. There will also be a Q and A session, don’t miss the chance to ask Sir Keir your questions! https://t.co/iLFB8u2UTn
I am conducting very important research @UC_Borehamwood. Can you please answer the following question - Did you have the Cough and Drop test at school?
@OsmanliKorsan@churnwell It’s so fantastic to see our listeners enjoying #BritishFood in the sun whilst soaking up the sounds of Andy Churnwell. Sunscreen is one if the things that really winds Andy up, so it is great to see you using the body’s natural sun defences.
@ItsBrian_Murphy@churnwell We’re really sorry Andy, but we do have significant input into this documentary in regards to the talking heads. The money on offer was too good to turn down. A small amount will be reinvested into the studio recording facilities as well as your aging Toyota Yaris.